Thom Yorke
May 30, 2003, 02:08
bah!!!!!! was sent this today
this is brilliant:
Q: Know know
A: Who's there?
Q: Banana
A: Banana? Die you sons of bitches!!!!! *bang bang*
Q: Why did the banana cross the road?
A: To attempt to conquer the other side.
Q: How many bananas does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they just try to conquer it instead.
Q: How long does it take a banana to install Linux?
A: They don't - Windows crashed before they get the chance.
Q: What do bananas, Hitler, and Napoleon have in common?
A: Everything.
Q: There were 3 people on a raft in the middle of the ocean: An American, an Irishman and a banana. The banana killed them both.
Q: What do you get if you cross a banana with a poor young female peasant?
A: A dead peasant and a banana intend of world domination like the rest of the evil bastards.
Q: Why are there so many banana adverts on TV?
A: Well, they're sponsored by the government. See the X-Files for more information.
Q: What did the banana say to the orange?
A: You will die you orange bastard.
Q: How do you spell banana?
A: E, V, I, L.
Q: What do you get when you cross a banana with hanson?
A: I don't know, nor would I want to
Q: What do you get when you cross a banana with the Indian army?
A: Banana split
Q: Wise man say: Banana today, Smoothie tomorrow.
Q: What's the different between a banana and a bucket of s**t?
A: World domination attempts.
Q: How did the Iceland repel the bananas attack?
A: By freezing them
Q: How have banana's endangered the American government?
A: Ask Bill Clinton
Q: Why did the Anti Banana Society employ Dr. Julius Erving?
A: He was cheaper than a the guy on CNN that say "This... is CNN"
Q: Do banana's drink coke or pepsi?
A: Neither, they drink blood because they're evil.
Q: What was the last letter added to the English alphabet?
A: Banana
Q: If you were in the middle of Saudi Arabia and you saw a banana what should you do?
A: Run to the nearest military stronghold because you can bet that a banana in the desert in Saudi Arabia is up to no good.
Q: What did the Borg say to the Banana?
A: Oh Bloody Hell - BOG OFF YOU GIT!
this is brilliant:
Q: Know know
A: Who's there?
Q: Banana
A: Banana? Die you sons of bitches!!!!! *bang bang*
Q: Why did the banana cross the road?
A: To attempt to conquer the other side.
Q: How many bananas does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they just try to conquer it instead.
Q: How long does it take a banana to install Linux?
A: They don't - Windows crashed before they get the chance.
Q: What do bananas, Hitler, and Napoleon have in common?
A: Everything.
Q: There were 3 people on a raft in the middle of the ocean: An American, an Irishman and a banana. The banana killed them both.
Q: What do you get if you cross a banana with a poor young female peasant?
A: A dead peasant and a banana intend of world domination like the rest of the evil bastards.
Q: Why are there so many banana adverts on TV?
A: Well, they're sponsored by the government. See the X-Files for more information.
Q: What did the banana say to the orange?
A: You will die you orange bastard.
Q: How do you spell banana?
A: E, V, I, L.
Q: What do you get when you cross a banana with hanson?
A: I don't know, nor would I want to
Q: What do you get when you cross a banana with the Indian army?
A: Banana split
Q: Wise man say: Banana today, Smoothie tomorrow.
Q: What's the different between a banana and a bucket of s**t?
A: World domination attempts.
Q: How did the Iceland repel the bananas attack?
A: By freezing them
Q: How have banana's endangered the American government?
A: Ask Bill Clinton
Q: Why did the Anti Banana Society employ Dr. Julius Erving?
A: He was cheaper than a the guy on CNN that say "This... is CNN"
Q: Do banana's drink coke or pepsi?
A: Neither, they drink blood because they're evil.
Q: What was the last letter added to the English alphabet?
A: Banana
Q: If you were in the middle of Saudi Arabia and you saw a banana what should you do?
A: Run to the nearest military stronghold because you can bet that a banana in the desert in Saudi Arabia is up to no good.
Q: What did the Borg say to the Banana?
A: Oh Bloody Hell - BOG OFF YOU GIT!