butchspangly
May 30, 2003, 19:51
Bloke walks into a public toilet, stands there having a piss. Next minute, this short,bald, big eared guy walks in, and stands next to him to have a piss. The first guy tries to look ahead(as you do), but cant help noticing the huge cock the little bloke has got,"JESUS look at the size of that!" he says,"That is not human!".
"I too had a small cock once, not as small as yours, but it was small!, he replies.
"What did you do?",said smallcock.
"I went to se Dr Schmidt, in Amsterdam, he gave me a donor cock."
"No way how much was it?"
"100 grand, but its worth every penny!", he said proudly.
"Right, I`m off!". He sells all his belongings, remortgages and a couple of weeks later smallcock is in Amsterdam, and goes to see Dr Schmidt.
"Ya, I can perform ze operation."(no stereotype!)."But I`m fully booked for a month, come back zen."
Smallcock is really pissed, so he gets himself a hotel room, and goes to have some fun.................
A month later, smallcock is still in Amsterdam. Hes been drinking, gambling and shagging all the hookers around, hes got 10 grand left!!!!!
He goes to see Dr Schmidt,"I`m back, but I`ve only got 10 grand left, please do something!!!"
"OK, I`ll see vat ve can do........!
A week later, smallcock is in the same public toilets, when short bloke walks in.
"Hey how did you get on?", asked shortbloke.
"Not good, I blew all my money, and I didnt get a good deal."
Short bloke looks down at the guys cock and laughs,"YOUVE GOT MY OLD ONE!!!!!"
Ha
Ha ha
Ha ha ha.........................?
"I too had a small cock once, not as small as yours, but it was small!, he replies.
"What did you do?",said smallcock.
"I went to se Dr Schmidt, in Amsterdam, he gave me a donor cock."
"No way how much was it?"
"100 grand, but its worth every penny!", he said proudly.
"Right, I`m off!". He sells all his belongings, remortgages and a couple of weeks later smallcock is in Amsterdam, and goes to see Dr Schmidt.
"Ya, I can perform ze operation."(no stereotype!)."But I`m fully booked for a month, come back zen."
Smallcock is really pissed, so he gets himself a hotel room, and goes to have some fun.................
A month later, smallcock is still in Amsterdam. Hes been drinking, gambling and shagging all the hookers around, hes got 10 grand left!!!!!
He goes to see Dr Schmidt,"I`m back, but I`ve only got 10 grand left, please do something!!!"
"OK, I`ll see vat ve can do........!
A week later, smallcock is in the same public toilets, when short bloke walks in.
"Hey how did you get on?", asked shortbloke.
"Not good, I blew all my money, and I didnt get a good deal."
Short bloke looks down at the guys cock and laughs,"YOUVE GOT MY OLD ONE!!!!!"
Ha
Ha ha
Ha ha ha.........................?