View Full Version : 'piss off' said the guard


Oddball
May 31, 2003, 11:30
two of my mates went down to buckingham palace the other day and managed to get the guard there to speak.

apprantly they stood their for five minutes repeating the phrase 'your shoes are bleeding'

then he said 'piss off'

so they told on him to the other guard.

netniV
May 31, 2003, 11:46
He wasn't on his (own) guard?

ffa01
May 31, 2003, 11:50
:(

netniv...that was bad:(

Oddball
May 31, 2003, 11:51
worst joke i've ever heard




i think we're gonna get on well :)

fireboy
May 31, 2003, 15:01
just as bad as the rest of the jokes in here ;)

netniV
May 31, 2003, 15:52
especially those from me.

Gentreau
May 31, 2003, 22:19
Doesnt even sound like a joke to me

fireboy
May 31, 2003, 22:23
so what is it ???

netniV
May 31, 2003, 22:24
Gentreau spouted:
Doesnt even sound like a joke to me

No, but I bet you do... :-D

fireboy
May 31, 2003, 22:26
sorry i am having to dry my eyes to type this.,

tears of laughter as i read this :)

and it just keeps getting funnier . .