A man is wandering through the desert. He hasn't had any water for days and is dying of thirst. To his amazement, he comes across three market stalls set up in the desert.

He crawls up to the first one. "Water, water! Give me water!" he cries.

"I'm sorry," says the first stall holder, "I sell nothing but custard."

The man crawls up to the second stall. "Water, water! Give me water!" he cries.

"I'm sorry," says the second stall holder, "I sell nothing but cream and sponge."

The man crawls up to the third stall. "Water, water! Give me water!" he cries.

"I'm sorry," says the third stall holder, "I sell nothing but hundreds and thousands."

"I can't believe none of you has any water," says the man.

"I know," says the third stall holder, "it is a trifle bazaar."

rofl

nice one

badomp domp....tish!

I give it a solid 8 and would go back and post it in the Ethiopia thread if I could find it...


;-)

excellant!

*****

Here's another one........quite similar,



Bloke staggering through the dessert, has'nt had a drink for three days, suddenly comes across a travelling salesman..............water, water he crys, but the traveling salesman says "very sorry I only have ties for sale"
A few hours pass and he bumps into a bloke on a camel, Water water give me water he asks, but the bloke on the camel replies " sorry sir I only sell ties" !

The next day he's on his hands and knees crawling along half dead...............and he comes across a fancy posh club in the middle of the dessert, he crawls up to the doorman and asks...."water water for fucks sake let me in for some water "

And the doorman replies, Sorry sir you can't come in......you hav'nt got a fucking tie on !

it was one of those ones that got rejected cause it wouldnt fit on that little piece of paper you get in a christmas cracker

nother classic joke by me