How funny is this.

Crazy people believing in other peoples crazy things

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/World/story_38633.asp

So funny i posted it on my website.

Fawkes

Guess I should introduce myself too.

Well I am an Aussie
21, boring
work in tech support

Think im funny but im not.

yeah that will do

No i do not havea kangaroo, i have seen maybe 3 in my life and 2 were at the zoo.
I do not BBQ shrimp, i live in a one bedroom flat, with no garden or balcony.
yes i drink beer, but would touch the koala piss known as fosters unless its all that was in the fridge or it was free.
I dont say g'day, growse, bonza or any such bogan terms.

I drive a sedan and not a ute.
and i have never seen, wrestled or wanted to see or wrestle a crocodile in the wild ( i have seen them in captivity but still not wrestled them0 As a follow on I sound nothing like steve irwin or want to.

Arrgggghh i hate our international image sometimes, only sometimes

G'day and welcome to Dogbomb.
I think you might have worried too much over the Aussie Image.
There are several of us on DB doing our best to ruin our international standing and the people here are worldly wise and quite able to understand that not all Americans are Texans y'all
not all Brits are tofs (or so one believes)
not all dutch wear clogs
not all kiwis shag sheep (OK that's a joke, of course all kiwis shag sheep)

Jay

Hah! I don't even believe in Australia.. I saw the globe...

it's on the bottom...

it would have fallen off by now!

welcome....

Your globe was upsidown.
You see we're on top which is why we're so dry all the time.
All the water is running down to the bottom, which is why it always rains on Britain and why your island is so small and ours is so big.

whoops, you're a 'merkin so it's not your island (but you get the idea).

g'day Bruce, what about your Sheila ??

crikey,
you Poms are as mad as dunny rats.
Strewth what a pack of drongos there are posting on this thread.
Fair Dinkum y're all bloody dags mate.

whenevr you go to a restaurant do you pick up up the knife and go " thats not a knife..........."

Hugo, basically that the apotiome of our humor, seriously, i think i have heard that at just about every bbq, dinner party i have been too, never thought about it to now.

I was just venting earlier, i talk to americans nearly all day in my job (damn american company) and i get asked the same quetions everyday.

I think i might start with hello, <Company Name> support, no i dont know steve irwin, struth.

Fawkes

heres the best aussie joke

an old aussie guy has been fixing up his vw kombi for a year to make the big tour of australia and the outback. he's telling his next door neighbour about the trip
the neighbour says "what route are ya takin, mate"
he replies "oh, i think i'll take the missus, she's bin good to me"

Welcome!
I know so much about Australia!
I watch Neighbours, Home And Away, And I used to watch Cell Block H .
Anything you want to know about your country, just ask me.

lol at dai.

I want to know why so many of us have such disgusting accents in australia. Well actually why it seems that the people who have the real rough poor sounding aussie accent end up on tv and in a position to promote our national image.

Sorry still venting

I've seen all the crocodile dundee movies. You guys are amazing with your big hats and knives. I liked that rabbit proof fence movie too, you guys should be nicer to the natives.
Welcome to Dogbomb! (just ignore me)

Well i shant mentionm anything at all about crocs etc etc and just say hi and welcome to the site :)