what you gunna do\?
tell me your fears?
What are your stories?
<hr>
loive smee
that's right...
i wanna be, wanting , needing , for you,,
to justify my love
you want the world and the courage to understand it...

OOOh...... let me think !


er, yes


no, second thoughts...............No


hang on, er .................possibly !


whatever you said.........yes.

Of course madonna justifies it... she's a goddess in disguise :)

I's a bloody good disguise,
had me fooled until you just informed me.
And there was I thinking she was just some middle aged American Scrubber with a talent for self promotion.

I'd fuck her.

When I was younger, about a year after the madonna "sex" book came out, I wanted to read it so badly that I got the ISBN number and took it to a large library.

I also found out that it was co-written (photographed) by a guy called "Steven Meisel" so, I wrote that on my scrap of paper too.

Then I went on the hunt in my local library for it... and I couldn't see it anywhere... so I stumbled up to the desk and read out the ISBN number.

She punched it into her computer, looked at me, and said something like "um... who is it by?" and I said "Steven Meisel".

So, she kinda nodded and said "I have to go down to the basement for it".

The library was on the 4th floor.

I was guessing that the basement must hold some VERY nasty book for a 4 flight-of-stairs trip to be worth it. I was panic stricken and sweating.

Anyway, she got it for me, fucking huge porn book. I got it through the checkout system and got it home.

I fapped all week. I still fap when I think about it. If anyone has a copy, please send it to me.

I have a copy as an e-book, not quite the same, unless you have 2 big glossy monitors side by side though

I never saw the book,
any chance of posting a link?
After DB's description I'm more that a tad curious

Why not just go on the net and order it. You will get it sent to your house.

dogbomb spouted:
I'd fuck her.

When I was younger, about a year after the madonna "sex" book came out, I wanted to read it so badly that I got the ISBN number and took it to a large library.

I also found out that it was co-written (photographed) by a guy called "Steven Meisel" so, I wrote that on my scrap of paper too.

Then I went on the hunt in my local library for it... and I couldn't see it anywhere... so I stumbled up to the desk and read out the ISBN number.

She punched it into her computer, looked at me, and said something like "um... who is it by?" and I said "Steven Meisel".

So, she kinda nodded and said "I have to go down to the basement for it".

The library was on the 4th floor.

I was guessing that the basement must hold some VERY nasty book for a 4 flight-of-stairs trip to be worth it. I was panic stricken and sweating.

Anyway, she got it for me, fucking huge porn book. I got it through the checkout system and got it home.

I fapped all week. I still fap when I think about it. If anyone has a copy, please send it to me.

Question is... can you still remember the ISBN number that you memorised for the occasion?

netniV spouted:
Question is... can you still remember the ISBN number that you memorised for the occasion?

0436270846

I haven't heard the word "fap" since flicking through Japanese sex comedy comics. What a word!