In the light of recent events involving guns and recent court cases, this should prove the solution,


Big Gun (http://www.stupid.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=store&Product_Code=ZOOK)

It will absolutely blow you off your feet (well not quite)

that is great and i am going to have to get me one :D

nice. v. nice

ah found one here -

Buy yours here (http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/CGIBIN/PRIAMLNK.CGI?CNO=1&MP=PRDUPD^GIN132&WHAT=info&STNO=ST01026)

everywhere else is sold out :( and all for a for a measly £ 12.99 :D fantastic

i saw those things being demonstrated in a shop in the metro centre, from inside the shop the guy was hitting people walking on the opposite side with a little blast of air, causing confusion all around. i wonder if you could fart in it and fire that?

you could fart in it and then hold a match in front....

Voila, intsant flamethrower.

Be careful though, too many shots could cause marmite stripes in your boxer shorts.

If it's weapons you're after, you might want to try the 'poo on a stick'.

Damn, where did that link go?.