The housemates only have the remnants of this weeks toilet roll to survive on until the shopping arrives. They forgot to order any last week, probably because of their limited money, and now they have to pay the piper.

Pleas to Big Brother went unheard, BB proclaiming that toilet roll was not a necessity. Cameron suggested having a crap before getting into the shower (that will fill up the waiting time to get into the shower after Steph gets in there), in order to not waste too much of what they have left. Steph then suggested they should split fairly what was left between all of them, and then manage their own...

Theres Klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow...

Don't they have the cardboard tubes left? If you split the plies from each other, they're quite absorbent.

Or they could always wipe their arses on their Endemol cntracts.

They should get some dot leaves, or on of those big leafy plants like you had to use in the scouts... or was that just with my sexually perverted leader?

Or nettles.

That's make good telly.

You first.