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Christoph2k
Jun 20, 2003, 06:34
Hey guys...

I'm new here (obviously) but i ain't a n00b so don't start treating me like one!:D

It Looks like a kewl forum so far!

Chris

Jay See
Jun 20, 2003, 07:23
You're not God.
You are a newbie (and will be treated as such at least until you read the FAQ and fuck off the text speak).

Some of the people on this board are cool, some are hot but none that I know of have ever claimed kewl was a real word.

This is the poxiest puppy post I've seen in a long time, lift your standards if you want to play in this pound.

Jay

netniV
Jun 20, 2003, 08:40
The last person to state they were god ended up being Flambe'd by Dogbomb... and since you aren't a noob and you dont' wish to be treated like one... should I just do that now to get it out the way?

GuinnessMeister
Jun 20, 2003, 09:30
Ciao Christoph2k

Hint: don't mess with the netniV, and write in English :)

Also, proclaiming to be God doesn't normally help, and neither does saying that your balls are bigger than everyone elses.

Other than that - a great start to your DogBombing :)

Enjoy!!

Dazzla
Jun 20, 2003, 10:49
I know. Particularly as my balls are bigger than anyone else's

I think this one's going to be a sport, dontcherknow?

fireboy
Jun 20, 2003, 17:54
Christoph2k spouted:


It Looks like a kewl forum so far!

Chris

Hrmmm, i look forwards to laughing at you.

jessika24
Jun 20, 2003, 23:17
the only reason i know he isn't GOD is because i'm a goddess and he sure ain't my god... i'll be right there with you fireboy, laughing at him!

btw, welcome!

netniV
Jun 21, 2003, 11:21
We weren't talking about what happens in your nightmare's Jessika ;-)

jemm
Jun 21, 2003, 22:48
Well if he's god he should have no trouble at getting himself out the doghouse :)

daidavies
Jun 22, 2003, 00:02
netniV spouted:
The last person to state they were god ended up being Flambe'd by Dogbomb... That was me!
I'm not God.


And Christoph2K, If I'm not God, you sure as hell aint!
Welcome. ( if you read the FAQ ).

Dazzla
Jun 24, 2003, 11:32
Can I be your god, Jessika?

Pokemink
Jun 24, 2003, 15:05
Alright mate.

tonystarks
Jun 24, 2003, 16:42
HEY! Stop being a bunch of tossers with the runt of the litter!
Lay off chris! He's done nowt wrong.....

EXCEPT! Txt speak! Claiming to be the all mighty! Ordering us not to treat him as a "n00b" Which if you ask me means knob! and thought it would be a good idea to type the word "Kewl"

Fuck it you lot do as you like.hahahaha

Just messing with you fella. welcome to the boards

TEAM EDNA
Jun 24, 2003, 17:03
Hello little puppy
what a stunning start! Kewl

Tiny
Jun 25, 2003, 10:41
Welcome, what a great way to start, acting like a knob

wbps
Jul 17, 2003, 11:51
Come on people, lay off the poor sod. Who here can honestly place one hand on their heart, lay the other on the bible (or book of your choice. Mine is The Necrotelecomunicom) and swear to their deity of choice that they have NEVER used to word "Kewl" in everyday conversation, nor have they proclaimed themselves to be God.

Oh, wait. "Kewl?" "KEWL?" "noob?" "don't start treating me like one?"

Christoph2k, you are acting like a ponce.