Incensed by foundationless and ignorant comments posted on this webspite about the Martial Artist, Philosopher and Acting Icon, Steven Seagal (also pretty pissed off that you couldn't even spell his name correctly), I have decided to register, to reap sweet revenge in honour of the great man.
I'm not totally sure that posting this message is necessary, if not, I've wasted my time and yours - but the first thing I was told to do was "announce" myself in the forum.
So, what better way to do so that by quoting Steven directly from his current straight-to-car-boot-sale video, "The Path Beyond Thought".

..."In life we never stop learning".

Remember this in troubled times.

welcome stephen seagull fan.

welcome stefan C-girl fan


btw daze, where is that boy/shark quote from?

I see you are familiar with the different spellings Stephvenn uses to commit benefit fraud and aid him on his travels as an undercover agent.

the office hugo. what btw mean?

ohhhhh. it means by the way. just worked it out.

spacca...


Hi Guy, hows that Gecko doing?

i wanna huh, i wanna huh, i wanna huh, i wanna huh, i wanna really really really really wanna steven zigaaallll.

Daze, having displayed your lyrical genius, why don't you contact Steven directly at www.stevenseagal.com and send him some of your stuff. I know for a fact that he is putting the finishing touches on a "World Pop" album with Wyclef Jean. For more information please see my comments on hucknall.com re: Steven Seagal.

Who the bloody hell is Stephen Seagull, or whatever he's called?
Is he that plumber off that BBC early morning home improvement show?

daidavies spouted:
Who the bloody hell is Stephen Seagull, or whatever he's called?
Is he that plumber off that BBC early morning home improvement show?

thats the fella, he used to help on the garndening program too ;)

muhahahahaha

daidavies spouted:
Who the bloody hell is Stephen Seagull, or whatever he's called?
Is he that plumber off that BBC early morning home improvement show?

and hes off that cartoon "Pingu"

It amazes me that the type of techno-geek willing to waste his days adding comments to any kind of message board, is unable to use the epicentre of his social life ( a computer ) to find out about the phenomenon that is Steven Seagul.
(Unless of course the offending person is pretending not to know of the great man in order to demonstrate that although he is somewhat asthetically challenged, he does posses a tremendous sense of humour, so please like him, girls).
Geton T'internet, lad. www.stevenseagal.com

Mummy, he's using long words...

i know big words to like antidisastablishmentarionism and i say steven seagull hasn't made any movies att all i know this because he lives next door to me and he is 5 years old so there

Guy Incognito spouted:
It amazes me that the type of techno-geek...is unable to use the epicentre of his social life ( a computer ) to find out about the phenomenon that is Steven Seagul.
(Unless of course the offending person is pretending not to know of the great man in order to demonstrate...

offending person ? who are you - the stephen seagull recognition police?

lock me up officer...

I was watching his show once, and he put a water feature on some decking which had been made by Craig from Big Brother 1, it really made a difference to this woman's garden, not only that, the pair of them made it seem a lot of fun with all their cheeky banter.

I am indeed the recognition police. And having looked at your picture, I recognise your eyebrows. Weren't they originally Parker's, from Thunderbirds?

Marx - This guy's nicked your signature!!

stevie seegul has a fat arse and no mistake. No more 'private' messages regarding this issue. my opinion is mine and requires no input from your good self to change it.

Guy Incognito spouted:
I am indeed the recognition police. And having looked at your picture, I recognise your eyebrows. Weren't they originally Parker's, from Thunderbirds?

eyebrow digs: hurtful

yeh. note the absence of guys photo. lets see it! i bet my tits youve got a ponytail.

and just as an aside daze, i have just seen your picture. wow. you're gorgeous.

why didnt you tell me you were a nurse?

c'mon,
a woman has just bet her tits,
so now we need a photo of you sans ponytail and she then posts us all a nice picture in this thread?

You know it's got to be worth cutting of your Stephen Seagall imitating ponytail to see that hasn't it?

After all if you love Steevun Seegull So much this may be you only chance to take a glimpse at a set of chest puppies!

Thom, your tooo kind. x

Go on, cut off the ponytail, post the photo, and the lady will fulfill her side of the bet.
If Stephen really loves you the ponytail won't matter

I'm sorry but I don't have a web site nor a photo saved to my PC or disk. Why would I, slightly narcisistic or desperate don't you think? You see, those that post their pictures on are essentially saying "although I spend most of my free time in a chat-room I am quite normal - look". Though judging by some of your pictures, that is not strictly true.
So in getting to the point, no ,I do not wear a pony tail.
I wouldn't want you to bet your tits because they're probably like Sherbert Flying Saucers anyway, and without them, there wouldn't exactly be a lot to look at, if you know what I mean.

Guy, you keep whinging about "techno-geeks", computers being the "epicentre of social life", and implying that everyone here is abnormal. You then start hurling insults at Thom and at Daze. My question is: If you don't like it here, or consider it to be sad, geekish or whatever, then why don't you just go away and find something less sad/geekish to spend your time on?

ermmm,
I think you're missing the point here Guy. The Mick Hucknall board is a fun place to take the piss out of whatever celebrity you happen to feel like at the time (well there are 1000 to choose from).
The rest of the site's not about that, it's a place to have a laugh and a joke about pretty much anything.

Chill out and enjoy ;)

"hi! im a geek with no friends" im shocked
"please like me" nothing short of begging.

I get the impression that you utter the above on a regular basis. Start thinking more positive about yourself and the friends may happen. Stop trying to be Steven, its an impossible goal. aim for something thats within your grasp. And dont worry about the photo, im quite content looking at thoms!

maybe he should try and be adam woodyatt?

Daze, the introduction was slightly ironic but I'm not surprised that I had to point that out. It did the job, though, as I knew it would be like cheese to a mouse for you web-types.
Toycar makes a valid comment, and I'm down with that, but I'm not missing the point at all. I am here to have a laugh and joke - maybe at your expense, but that's my choice you see. However in response to Guinness I would like to add this.
I am getting paid to be here. And it's all going rather swimmingly, I feel. I like nothing better than Geek-baiting for money. And I'm out.......

aw, we'll miss you



"you laugh at us because we are all the same, i laugh at you cos you're a right funny fucker"

Hugo-a-gogo,

You obviously recognise class. If I have your permission as moderator to continue with my childish banter, I would like nothing more.

oops forgot [/sarcasm]

Steven fucking who..? :|
I don't know no Steven. Welcome to the place anyway.