Minx
Jul 6, 2003, 22:04
Yes, Ladles and Gelatines,
Having been scrupulously scanned to within an inch of my life, they told me
"We can't guarantee scans, but its a grill!"
So, Mr Minx went and picked a fight with George Foreman, which he easily won due to Georges advancing age and fascination with low fat toasting devices.
When we generously dropped him off at A and E to have his bruises tended, the radiographer gripped me by the scruff of the neck and handed me the scan photos.
Well, talk about revelation!
It wasn't a grill at all. It's a girl!
</plans for low fat kebab>
Having been scrupulously scanned to within an inch of my life, they told me
"We can't guarantee scans, but its a grill!"
So, Mr Minx went and picked a fight with George Foreman, which he easily won due to Georges advancing age and fascination with low fat toasting devices.
When we generously dropped him off at A and E to have his bruises tended, the radiographer gripped me by the scruff of the neck and handed me the scan photos.
Well, talk about revelation!
It wasn't a grill at all. It's a girl!
</plans for low fat kebab>