the indoctrination starts early......

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/tweenies/songtime/songs/t/townie.shtml

sing along kids!!!!!

Wow, very scary indeed.

Jesus christ, my brain just exploded, what the hell is that. No wonder so many kids turn to drugs nowadays, who can blame them.

This one a lot better www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/songtime/songs/t/tweenieracing.shtml

What the fuck? The Tweenies are teaching kids to be townies?

more like

I'm a townie
I love killing old ladies
In my fucking shit rockports
and henri lloyd shirts
Someone shoot me
cuz my life is worthless
or I'll steal your care
cuz I'm a twat.

car* even

I'm a townie
I fight people
When I have 10 of me mates with me
I have sex with underage girls
and my cousins and my dog
and steal from my parents
and look like I have shares in Ben Sherman

lmao

Loving the songs lads


ah....but seriously townies need to be shot

Townie Haiku

I wear Ben Sherman
I like dance music and beer
I'm a total cunt

I beat up moshers
When I have my mates with me
'cause I'm big and 'ard

I fucked my cousin
In the back of my nova
she has pussy warts

I smash bus shelters
because it is lots of fun
i'm a pikey twat

So my car won't fly
I baught it a body kit
novas need downforce

I am on the dole
but I still work cash in hand
what's a parasite?

Britney Spears is hot
therefor her music is good
I'm right clever I am

I'm educated
I once spent a day at school
my parents were proud

Methinks Kormiic loves townies :)

I agree - they are twats, and the beeb should know better.

I wear Ben Sherman :\

Kormiic spouted:

I beat up moshers
When I have my mates with me
'cause I'm big and 'ard


you say that, but ive never known a townie win.........

My housemates girlfriend is the girl inside the purple dog costume, does anyone want her aughtograph ?? im not joking either !!