At the back of my office is a sheltered area which is very popular with pigeons.

They congregate in this area, and have lots of sex and make lots of noise. I fucking hate them.

I found a bottle of ink in my office and decided to get revenge.

A pair of pigeons where busy fucking, and not really paying attention to the window opening above them.

Needless to say, I used the bottle of ink to "customise" the pigeons.

Then one of them flew in to a wall and fell quite a long way... which is a bonus.

Instant Karma is gonna get you.

I'll hope they're here tomorrow, and bring my camera.

One is sat out there now, just minding it's own business, with ink daubed all over its face and back.

Cool!
I pissing hate the little winged bastards! Flying rats is what they are! There everywhere in chester. Got a serious problem with them

Sir Dogbomb is correct!

I hate pigeons they are diseased flying vermin....shoot the bloody things...

Death to pigeons!

How could you be so callous? They're sweet animals!

I, when I was younger, would go out to a park not far from my
home in Florida, and catch the one's the would hang about
near the boat launching area.

The people who went out of that park to go fishing and whatnot fed them, so they would stay there.

On one occassion, I near brought one home it was so well behaved, (perhaps the shock of my quick capture of it caused the docility I observed) but eventually let it go on the basis of my mother most probably not approving my keeping a wild Pigeon as a pet.

:sigh:

:weep:

I miss my Pigeons!

Don't be so cruel, Kormiic! Wild Pigeons haven't the capacity
to 'get a room.'

How'd you like someone to come and throw some nasty crap
at you on account of your having some noisy sex?

If it was right outside some poor bastard's office window when he was trying to work, I'd feel I got what I deserved

You don't suppose a cup of skalding coffee or some soda might have accomplished the same thing?

Was it necessary to ink them?

Another thing -- why keep the office window open if it's so bad? Your building have no AC?

A cup of scalding coffee would've hurt them... as it is, they're just a little off-colour, that's all.

Plus, the window was closed... and it's double glazed, they're just really fuckin' loud.

| have to say that I found out that the pigeons off Trafalgar Square dont live in london they are just comuters.

What a good idea to dye pigeons so they are more colourful and easier to shoot..... Ha ha :)

That loud? Through double paned windows?

That's incredibly loud!

Damn!

Right, nix the coffee idea.

If you mix some Iron filing's into some birdseed, You could catch them using a big magnet.

peroxide added to a childs pump action water gun would give you a variant on the blue theme and a greater range. You could post us some of your designs!

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peroxide added to a childs pump action water gun would give you a variant on the blue theme and a greater range. You could post us some of your designs!

:D :haha::haha::haha::haha: :D

Have I mentioned yet that I love you?

Maybe I could put sponsorship ads on racing pigeons, or simply write "I watched you have sex last night." on the side of them!

Or smoking adverts?

Or maybe you could start off a whole new art movement 'art pecko' Ive seen worse in the Tate.

yeah or maybe you could a bit of a andy worhole one in 4 colours?