After a thorough search of this section of the board, I have yet to find any work in oils. Here is one of my efforts, work in progress, soon to measure 6ft by 3ft.

Interesting.

If I turn my head to the side, squint a little, look through a pane of frosted glass and hammer a nail in my eye, it kinda looks like a bullfrog with feet made of parsley that's dancing on the top of a purple minibus with the dismembered head of anne widdecome half way in his arse.

erm. its whatever you want it to be.

Don't mind me... I'm a philistine. :D

No no, your quite right. Its supposed to be a vase but upon trying your squinting/hammer/nail technique, it now appears to be a map of my arse. Work in progress halted :)

daze spouted:
it now appears to be a map of my arse

Now that'd be a work of art I could appreciate!

I concur

Any thought to doing Ass paintings...