Whats the most bizarre question you ever asked Jeeves?

I ask this because I just asked him if Barney The Dinosaur had a penis, and he came up with a startling amount of bizarre information.

I still dont know the answer though...



Oh, and check out this link...


http://www.thetoque.com/091801/barney.htm

well i asked him if he was gay once and he just told me that he prefered the term JOVIAL!

the most serious would have just been a few min ago about child pornography laws!

Im seriously worried about you two!

Does barney have a penis? Jesus!

I asked him did he think he could fuck off. Got 0 links for that

i didn't ask if barney had a penis.. i just asked if he (jeeves) was gay! then i asked about the kiddie porn laws!

but if you are still worried about us then just blame it on the pregnancy!

[13:44] <vines> the magic bus is my friend
[13:44] <jessika24> i could always call for the "SHORT BUS"
[13:44] <DRNoble> magic bus?
[13:45] <vines> have you not seen the magic buses?
[13:45] <vines> they are blue
[13:45] <vines> and magically cheap
[13:45] <jessika24> do they take you to fairy lands
[13:45] <DRNoble> oh - i think i have
[13:45] <vines> and say. 'the magic bus' on the side
[13:45] <jessika24> can your dreams come true on them?
[13:46] <UberMinx> no, that only happens on Barneys cock.
[13:46] <vines> if seeing someone get glassed in the face is a dream
[13:46] <UberMinx> Does Barney have a cock?
[13:46] <UberMinx> I know he is one
[13:46] <vines> as in mr rubble?
[13:46] <UberMinx> No
[13:46] <UberMinx> as in big irritating purple dinosaur
[13:46] <vines> ah!
[13:47] <UberMinx> i might ask jeeves in a minute


I'd be worried if I were you....

If you ask him what Got Maxim did he replys

'posts that read like the gettisburg address'

OMFG.. that was a good one!

I dont like Jeeves he's a bit of a know all cunt.

UberMinx spouted:
[13:44] <vines> the magic bus is my friend
[13:44] <jessika24> i could always call for the "SHORT BUS"
[13:44] <DRNoble> magic bus?
[13:45] <vines> have you not seen the magic buses?
[13:45] <vines> they are blue
[13:45] <vines> and magically cheap
[13:45] <jessika24> do they take you to fairy lands
[13:45] <DRNoble> oh - i think i have
[13:45] <vines> and say. 'the magic bus' on the side
[13:45] <jessika24> can your dreams come true on them?
[13:46] <UberMinx> no, that only happens on Barneys cock.
[13:46] <vines> if seeing someone get glassed in the face is a dream
[13:46] <UberMinx> Does Barney have a cock?
[13:46] <UberMinx> I know he is one
[13:46] <vines> as in mr rubble?
[13:46] <UberMinx> No
[13:46] <UberMinx> as in big irritating purple dinosaur
[13:46] <vines> ah!
[13:47] <UberMinx> i might ask jeeves in a minute


I'd be worried if I were you....

Damn, I wish I could get onto chat, I could waste sooooooo much more time at work. As it is, my productivity has been blown to shreds so it can only be I good thing that I can't!

daze spouted:
If you ask him what Got Maxim did he replys

'posts that read like the gettisburg address' [/B]

:)) Now, now play nicely kids.

i'm going to ask jeeves if Maxim was Abe Lincoln in a former life!

The Maxim gun would fire shots off everywhere and miss a lot of targets. I'm just saying!