Jaysee is thirty one today, or so i am told by the evil penguin so happy birthday old boy :)

lets all sing now

Thats really old. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

ignoring the fact that thirty is mere seconds away

Oh, and happy birthday ;)

Happy Birthday!

There's been a lot of birthdays recently, haven't there?

Happy Birthday. Don't kill anyone you don't know.

Happy b-day!!!

My grandfather just had birthday too!

What is it with these damn things..there everywhere!

:ahem:

*music* Happppy birttthhhdayyy tooooo yooooouuu...

Awwwwwwwwwwwww

you guys!
I wasn't,
I mean you shouldn't
I mean
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww you guys

thirty bloody one eh, you old git

</fossil>:)

all the best jay!

Happy Birthday!

Now you have to turn all responsible. How boring.

turn all responsible?
So why 31?
I was married at 21, a father at 23 and that didn't help.
Now I'm a father of three, I was a 'mature' (hahaha) aged student at University but that hasn't helped.
I think responsibility is outside my sphere of understanding. 31 is just another digit. In the words of Hugh Heffner
"I'm still the boy who dreamed the dream"

Jay

Strewth-O-Blimey! You just can't pay a compliment nowadays, I don't know, bloody convicts, It's all wrong, we should have gone downunder and left the criminals to suffer public transport here...

Suck down a Toohey's for me, mate. And then a VB. Then a Carlton. Then another Toohey's. Then a couple of Fosters (if you can find it), and top it all off with a nice Bundy and coke.

Bundy is nectar of the Gods, but I'd prefer a bundy and lime juice. As for that list of Australian beers...
VB is cats piss, Fosters is so bad even Australians won't drink it Tooheys is OK if it's on tap at your local, same with carlton.
I'd rather a James Boag or a Coopers. But right now I'm sitting back with a bottle of South Australian Shiraz.

I'll admit the sophistication of that drink is somewhat lessened by two facts.
One I'm alone
and
Two I'm drinkind out of the bottle.

Happy 31st matey, drink and be merry celebrate being 31 years YOUNG. ;)

Thanks for that mate.
I'm drinking, and by the time the night is over I will be Mary.
But I'm wondering who told you about my cross dresing.

I'd forgotten about the cheesy aftertaste VB has. Tooheys is great, it's like an angel was dancing on my tongue...

happy birthday jay... (only 6 yrs till i hit that age, damn)

Don't fret Jess,
I'm 31 now and all my bits still work.
I still fancy girls
I can still get up in the morning,
drink smoke (on occasion) dance and lay back and close my eyes to recieve a blow job.

All in all life is good.

I'm sure in 6 years you'll be feeling this good too.
And if you're not, look me up and I'll help out

haaaaay. happy birthday. xxxxx

cheers Daze

he he you gotta try everything once aint you buddy.
/raises glass of beer and joint ;)

sounds like your on your way to a beer bong.

Nice work

skins spouted:
he he you gotta try everything once aint you buddy.


hey skins, come over here and slip this ball gag in your mouth.......now bend over

Hey, the clock has ticked over and I forgot to look at my name in the birthday column.

How sad, I'll have to wait another year

happy birthday hunny!

Oh happy birfday jaysee :)

there we go

he's old :/

Cheers Fireboy. I did realise later that if I logged off and I could have seen it as it was only because I'm GMT + 9:30 that meant it had dissapeared.

All the whipper-snappers get our debris,
a toast to the dogbombers who enjoy the "old days",
:)