I am cerise..I come in peace.
The first time I came here, it was in the "puppies forum".
I was looking for the man who knew kate moss at school in croydon south london.
I've found this man now.His name is kingboy.
I don't know if there are other people who met kate moss in riddlesdown here.
Kingboy told me he had a "hard-on" at the kate moss's birthday party.
But as I am french, I could not understand the expression.
Now I think it is something obscene. Am I right?
He told me, he may have a picture .IT would be funny!

we talked about french personnalities too.
in the "puppies" forum , for the moment, they only know:

Gérard depardieu (depardu with the english accent :) )
Isabelle adjani
Jean reno and
vanessa paradis.

bye bye

Kate Moss went to Riddlesdown ?????

Merde!

I grew up very close to there, just a few years earlier.....

Bienvenue Cerise, reste un peu cette fois.

yes kate went to riddlesborn.
She was born 16 january 1974, I think.

salut gentreau, tu parles française toi aussi?


A bientôt

euh...
riddlesdown not riddlesborn.

scuse me!

Il parle le francais comme un vache espagnole.

Et avec l'aide de dictionary.com

oui, gentreau est un espece de vache :)

Merci Hugo, comme toujours tu es tres gentil.

Cerise, si tu regardes mon profil tu comprendras.


Dazzla, dont you mean dictionaire.fr ??? :P

Grrrr...:)

cerise,salut et bienvenue.... quand le mec disait "hard on" ce qu'il voulait dire c'est qu'il bande,et t'as raison..ca peut etre interessant pour toi s'il a une photo!

Mettez en évidence une vieille citation, "parlez anglais ou mourez"

bien dit!!

Show offs.

I should have studied, but I was distracted by Madamoiselle Robinson's breasts. When you're a 16 year old boy, they made learning French verbs difficult. :)

verbs like;
suckle, nuzle, caress, fondle..........

lecher, sauter, baiser, enculer ......

i should have studied better too.. i can speak some but to hell with writing it out.. It would look like jibberish if i tried to type it out.

oui!!!!! je parle français (something close to that guess i'll have to brush up on the french)

Jay See spouted:
verbs like;
suckle, nuzle, caress, fondle..........

:) :)

Mmm... Borktastic.

ah,
French. The language of Borking

No, that's another thread.

So it's the french who borked the chat link then......

Really? the french have screwed up the chat?
Those ungreatful bastards!
After all we did for them!

I propose that due to the French borking our chat, we should rename french fries "hot chips"

Je suis un pomme de terre.

That's all the French I remember. A handy phrase in all scenarios though.

especially if you are jimmy somerville (you may remeber him from the smiths crisps adverts)

oh there are little french here.!! gentreau and speedball

You all speak very good french:

kormicc:we say "UNE" pomme de terre.But that's very good!

Jessica: Je parle français spelling= correct A+

for wbps :I could be your new mrs Robinson , lol! :D
but I have not big breasts..

for speedball.: I was sure of the meaning! vilain kingboy!! :)
I think kingboy was talking about a photo of class.. not a picture of him having a hard-on... :/

wooooooo i got an A+. much better then i did when i was in high school. (note i even got the little accent-whatever it is right too)

WD jess;)

see i knew i took french class all those years ago for some reason! (besides the obvious reason that i wanted to graduate and it was a requirement to take a language course)

you know english is the second language I learnt.
First, I learnt german

Ich spreche ein bisschen deutsch..
wer ist deutsch hier???

aber english is easier I think..


see you

I don't know the picture I could upload...
my picture is not funny. :(

ha ha!

excuse me but it's not me on the picture IT's kate moss..
I am a kind of" kate moss", but I have not her cheekbones.

how can I upload a picture, left like "south park" for jessica.

hey!
I 've just discovered where I could send and receive private messages!

Ich spreche auch Deutsch, aber mehr den Wiener Dialekt.

That picture under your name is called your 'avatar' you can upload one in your user options (control panel)

i was under the impression that your profile picture needed to be of yourself, so unless you are kate moss is it ?? you are not the messiah, but a very naughy boy.

Tis true FB, which is why I PM'd her and explained.

/me was hoping that she was actually Kate Moss.

I deleted the picture of kate moss!lol!

I don't want to go in prison for that!!! please

If you post a nice naked or topless one of yourself, I'll see what I can do to reduce the punishment.

but is she posts a naked or topless of herself then she wouldn't need anything to be reduced because it would be OF HER and not going against the rules! TRY another way to get your nakkie pics gentreau..LOL

ha ha!!

you'r intelligent jessica! no way for the naked picture !

but the evil is made.."le mal est fait" in french..
and he still can punish me...
I am so afraid! :(

Well, if you post a nice clear picture of yourself, I'll make sure you get off lightly. ;)

well she might not want to "GET OFF" lightly. I sometimes like it rough!

and look where that landed you, 8 months pregnant !!!!!

whhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'm tired

it's 00h35 in france..


by the way,
what are your nationalities?

englishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Franglais

did i say that my present conditon happend on one of those ROUGH nites? noooooo i did not. LOL

i'm from The United States, i'm part irish, german, american indian, and french. LOL sorry for double post but i did want to answer her question!

Ecosse, habite dans Londres. :(

cerise spouted:

for wbps :I could be your new mrs Robinson , lol! :D
but I have not big breasts..


Oui! Merci bien!

It is the quality of the lady that matters. ;)

wha jessica

you are a good "mixture" :)

did you know johnny depp has irish, german and cherokee blood.
And he's from usa like u.


you may be her cousin :?

jessika24 spouted:
i'm from The United States, i'm part irish, german, american indian, and french. LOL sorry for double post but i did want to answer her question!

Im part american Indian.

cerise spouted:
wha jessica

you are a good "mixture" :)

did you know johnny depp has irish, german and cherokee blood.
And he's from usa like u.


you may be her cousin :?

her cousin? i thought johnny depp was a man?

yes johnny is a man !!

HE's a pirat in "les pirates des caraïbes".

yes, sorry about the correction. Gentreau set me in my place.

I wanted to say ...if there's someone to translate:

you may are "une cousine éloignée" of johnny depp.

Je m'appelle Bassoon. Je ne sais pas. Mon petite amie es tres belle. Meine Name ist Bassoon. Ich habe keine idee. Mein Freundin ist sehr nett.
un peu, ein bischen
I live in wisconsin.

je m'appelle Jessica. i can count to 10 in french too. i can say some other stuff too but not sure how to spell it!

cerise spouted:
I wanted to say ...if there's someone to translate:

you may are "une cousine éloignée" of johnny depp.

"You are a distant cousin of Johnny Depp."

hey basson! are you OK?

What a funny language :)

he says that his girlfriend is beautiful :)

bassoon is a romantic ;)but
chut!

by the way what is the english word for "chut"?
you know when you tell to someone to shut up with the finger.

which finger exactly?

ha ha!!!!
no "chut" is a kind word.
:)

cerise spouted:

by the way what is the english word for "chut"?
you know when you tell to someone to shut up with the finger.

Very difficult to translate, there is not one word.

It depends upon what you want to say exactly.

In Bassoons case you could just write STFU which means 'shut the fuck up' (ta geule).

Languages are tricky things aren't they?

you say "chut" when you put your finger in front of the mouth ! you know

in french we have a lot of insults

but your favorite insult in english is "FUCK"

Fuck on its own isn't really an insult. You have to spruce it up with some modifiers, like motherfucking cocksucker, or you worthless fuck. But be careful because it can also become a proposition, as in fuck me, or let's fuck.

not an insult? that's just the sort of thing i'd expect from you, you fuck!

you fuckin fuck!

(think joe pesci)

What the fuck? Why yes I do on occasion. Are you saying you'd like to?

thats that fucked now

you see!

you always use this word lol:)

do we fuck! we fucking never use the fucker!

fucking well do, you fuckwit

oh for fucks sake, i'l be fucked if i'm being fucked around like this

oh god.. if you want to hear more uses of the word fuck then do a search for an mp3 from "the bob and tom show" its great!

yeah the word fuck alone is kind of like saying DAMN or SHIT or OH MY GOD. its just kind of an expression of disgust or surprise... a modifier is definately needed to make it an insult. or just use the middle finger and it says it all (FUCK YOU)

Fucking thank you Jess.

you are so fucking welcome i'm glad to have been of some fucking service to all you fine mother fuckers! have a fan-fucking-tastic day!

fuck fuckidy fuck fuck fuck

Famous quote from Cartmen

Southpark the movie.

Also,

How would you. like to suck. my balls mr Garison

(Pbasonuk walks away in shame at his lack of wit)

cerise spouted:
you say "chut" when you put your finger in front of the mouth ! you know

Probably "Shhh!" or "Shush!" Or "Mother Fucker! Will you fucking well shut the cunting ball sucking fuck up, you fucking fuck-fuck freak of arse-spelunking nature! And whilst you're at it, you can kneel and pray to the god that is my cock. Fucking gobble it down, because if it's the fucking only thing that will shut you up I do fucking not fucking care if you are J-Lo or not. Fucker."

Or something.

/wbps has shocked himself.

Fuckin Hell theres a lot of cunting swearing in this thread.

Hello Cerise, welcome you fucking newbie cunt.

/hangs head in shame at the filth i spouted.

you lot are a bunch of fucking foulmouth cunts if i ever did hear it. you should be fuckin ashamed of yourselves

suck butter from my anal passage, uncle fuckin slags.


doushbags

pbasonuk spouted:

doushbags

That would be "Douchebag."

Silly sausage.

oops !

asked every wanker in this pisshole of an excuse for an office if they knew how to spell it too.

ok im getting carried away now.

So Cerise, learnt anything?

euh.. what?

I think I can't translate all these fucking words :)

I ve tried to translate "fuck you" with a translator..
and it's written "baisez-vous" :o

Correct!

yeah well BAISEZ_VOUS to you too!

"baisez vous" doesn"t mean anything!!
it means "make love to yourself" :)

no, no: the french expression is:

"va te faire foutre" or but it's very vulgar: "va te faire mettre"

i keep wanting to recall some word that started with a 'Z' that wasn't exactly vugar or anything but i loved saying it.. something like ZUT or zut-alore can't remember!

ZUT ALORS!!!! OHHEOHHEOH!

cerise spouted:
"baisez vous" doesn"t mean anything!!
it means "make love to yourself" :)


That is true, but fuck does mean the same as baiser in some contexts. For example "Je veux te baiser" translates as "I want to fuck you" and the simple addition of a question mark would make the original translation correct, as in "baisez-vous?"

Unfortunately fuck is probably the most flexible word in the english language.

"oh zut alors" is very polite :)
you can say " oh fais chier" too !

there's an other expression that french like to translate like that: "I am in the shit"= "je suis dans la merde"
But I am not sure english people use the expression:
"I am in the shit" lol!

Oh yes, you are now............

The other mixed up one is that the english say "you're pissing me off" while the french use shit "tu m'enmerdes"

PS Cerise
Dis moi, y-a-t'il de la place sur ton balcon?

Now that's personal ;)

ok gentreau.

Mais si tu dis "baisez vous" à quelqu'un il va te rire au nez :)même si littéralement c'est cela que veut dire "fuck you".

Don't forget that when you say "vous" to someone it's for the politness.
so imagine that when you say "baisez vous" it's like you say "fuck you" to someone being polite the same time.

So the best would be to say "baises toi!"...but don't say that to a french, say "vas te faire foutre", right!

by the way:
what a funny class, here :D

Yes, but imagine you walked into a dark room and heard grunting noises, clearly from two different people, and you wanted to know what they were doing, then you could ask them

"Baisez-vous?"

Et pourquoi tu me reponds pas, à propos le balcon?

quoi le balcon je comprends pas?

Gentreau spouted:
Oh yes, you are now............

The other mixed up one is that the english say "you're pissing me off" while the french use shit "tu m'enmerdes"

PS Cerise
Dis moi, y-a-t'il de la place sur ton balcon?

Now that's personal ;)

Je suis sur que tu comprends. Quand on regarde une fille en disant "Il-y-a de la place sur le balcon"

ha ok c'est romeo et juliette

oui il y a tout plein de monde à mon balcon! :D

Uh, non. Ca veut dire, que tu as des gros seins......

C'est peut-etre Vendéene

what is this fucking "vendeenne" expression!!!!!

Tu es parisienne?

En Vendee on parle un peut differament, pour confondre les non royalistes.

If you have big firm breasts, then that makes a kind of balcony. We say that there is plenty of space on the balcony if a girl has big tits.

yes I live near versailles, so near paris.

ha ha!:)
but you asked me if there are people in my balcony!
so I did'nt understand!!
I thought abour something romantic like juliette on her balcony and all my romeo(s) on the balcony with.

you pervert!!!!!!

The internet would be a lonely place without perverts. (so would france) :)

cerise spouted:



by the way,
what are your nationalities?


Latvian/irish/scouser

oh yes latvian.

In france there is a tragic event,at present

A french singer (bertrand cantat of"noir désir") killed a french actress (marie trintignant) in a hotel in vilnius, fighting with her.

Have you heard about that?

It happened in lithuania not in latvia.

i really love the wealth of expression that the french language offers...the differing degrees of meaning for the simple phrase "fuck off" for instance:
va te faire foutre
va te faire mettre
va te faire baiser
va te faire enculer
va te faire niquer
va te faire sauter

each one is insulting to an exact degree,you gotta love the thoroughness!

whaou!

more than 100 messages in my post.
I am proud :)

what is the record of the number of messages in this forum?

i seem to remember 5 or 6000 for a takeover poem...unsure...speak to minxy!

In this forum, in the last year, 583 replies 3483 views.
You've got a long way to go cerise, and I think this thread has probably run its course.

Maybe it's time to reply to some others or start a new one on another subject ??

oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


6000 posts!!!
it's unbelievable!

:(( (cute this smilie)

no not this one

:(
but this one

:.(

this one

:(( or :( ( (it doesnt work , why?)

the "disppointed" smilie doesn't work for me

anyway , I would not be able to make a better record

because tomorrow I go away for 2 weeks..vacation, holidays, you know

Where are you going?

Will we ever see you again??

Bonnes vacances

Je vais en antartique!

no I just go in NORMANDie to see the "mont saint michel"
then I go in the limousin.I stay in france :(

Yes I will come back I think.

i went to normandie at easter, lovely, stayed in a old manor house thing, a manoir

ouh a manoir with ghosts!!

I will say good bye tomorrow

now I am going to sleep

to "faire un gros dodo" = french expression

to do a big dodo?

sound like baby talk for having a shit

I really would like to go to england london for my next vacation!

with the train under the "manche"


bye bye I really want to sleep!

it's time now

I have to go


au revoir et à une prochainnnne!!!!

Sounds like she's going in for a major operation, not Normandy

I also live bout 20 minute from ridlesdown and seen kate moss in croydon many moons ago she used to babysit my mate. hee hee

now if you got babysat by kate moss that would be something to brag about. why can't i meet any famous people? oh thats right, cuz i live in the land of the AMISH!

Im fuckin lost here? Whats this post about again?

French lessons Tony......and people who knew Kate Moss or grew up in South Croydon etc. etc. etc.

I m back!!!!!!!!


great vacations :)

whaou! I ve just found a new kate moss's neighbour!!!
nice to meet you Da prodigal son!
so how was the young kate moss? have you a picture of her?
would like to see her photo of class.


ha ha gentreaun not a major operation. I ve seen the "mont saint michel" for the first time of my life.It was cool.
then I ve been to sarlat, then I went to cahors to see a ..don't know how to say...a cave you know...(but not a cave to drink some wine) .a cave with "stalagmites" and "stalagtites" .

hi tonystarks!
the first subject of this post is kate moss.
But you can talk about whatever you want and I give french lessons.

hi to jessica and all!
who are the amish exactly? the people who live in a different world?

Welcome back.

What you saw was a cave in english, the other type is called a 'wine cellar'. I prefer the second one personally......

Mont St Michel is very nice, St Malo is beautiful too if you ever get the chance to go there.

I live kinda near Riddlesdown, in the loosest sense of the word. My french sucks. Ou est le centre villeis about as good as it gets. Not sure why i'm posting this.

My French is "Basic" - ie: I can order food in restaurants, ask directions, book hotel rooms. etc. It's a language that I don't really have any desire to learn further.

Also, "je fais un pipi" or something. Je mapelle Indika. Jais 20 ans. J'habite en Croydon. I tend to talk in german at french people. I get muddled up.

"je fais pipi" means "to piss", "to urinate"..
I think the best word is "pee". "I do pee", or "I have a pee" ?!
I don't know how to say...

I dream, or you all live in croydon?
so you all met kate moss once in your life, lol!

hey, guiness, I would be happy to hear your french!;)
I think that french is a beautiful language, but I have to admit that it's sometimes complicated "hard".. for the spelling, , the grammar...
Why not make simple?
for example..we say "vous faîtes" and not "vous faisez"...Why such a thing? we say "vous plaisez" or " taisez-vous"... but for the verb faire "to make" we say "vous faîtes".


you know, even french people don't know their language..
for example: the subjunctive, they don't know how to use it or to write it.

I think the celebrity Jodie foster is the american girl who speak the best french.
This woman speak better french than a person with the french nationality.;D
And she hasn't the american accent speaking french.

Sorry - I'm a bit tied up learning Italian at the moment. If you think that French is complicated, you want to see Italian.

GuinnessMeister spouted:
Sorry - I'm a bit tied up learning Italian at the moment. If you think that French is complicated, you want to see Italian.

It's amazing how far "Ciao" and "Comme sta?" can get you.

Yes - so you've managed to say "Hi! How are you?".

Put that alongside "Vorrei una birra, per favore." and you've got it cracked.

GuinnessMeister spouted:

Put that alongside "Vorrei una birra, per favore." and you've got it cracked.

I'm guessing that translates as "I say, you are the saucy one! Let me pour you a fifteenth glass of grappa, and we'll go back to my penthouse suite and discuss philosophy untill sunrise, my dear."

Am I right? Am I?

I never learnt italian but it's so close to the french,that I can guess what "vorrei una birra per favor" mean:

"une bière s'il vous plaît"

c'est ça, c'est ça?????? ;)

mais oui, mon petit choux

come on , cerise, get out and about and post in some other threads!!!!! you can't stay locked in this one all the time!