Big Sorrys to those of you trying to access chat via the link at the top of the page. Unfortunately, due to circumstances beyond our control, its currently buggered.


If you havent got Mirc, you cant get in at the moment.

Apologies for the lack of conversational people carrier. Normal service will be resumed as soon as we work out what normal service is.


I thankew.

bugger

Is it wrong to find it arousing when you use terms like 'borked'?

I am Borked, we are many.

Wasn't that the name of a character played by Robin Williams?

borked or BOINKED?

Boinked from Orc?

No that doesn't sound right.
Borked from Orc I'm sure that has to be it.

Shouldn't it be Bjorked......

I bork, you bork, they are borking, he is a borker, she is borkable, buy the new album from Bjork, a bork-a-day keeps the doctor away, I drank 20 pints of lager and was utterly borked, I borking hate getting up in the morning, I went to the gym and worked up a right old bork...

Thank you UberMinx, I now have new favourite word.

In the words of Cindi Lauper
She bork a loo bork bork

kind of like:

I scream, you scream, we all scream for BORKING!!!

after seeing it written down I think it's more sweedish cheff than Cindi.

but then If you were willing to get into some heavy borking Jesika, I believe I could make you scream.

Jay See spouted:
In the words of Cindi Lauper
She bork a loo bork bork

Girls just wanna bork!

instead of I BOP, YOU BOP by Cindi Lauper

I BORK, YOU BORK!

It even works in french:
Je bork
tu borks
il/elle bork
nous borkons
vous borkez
ils/elles borkent

Past participle: borké

Hmmm.....

I love tonights 'intertextuality'

We're quite the intelectual message board.

UPDATE:

Chat link appears to be un-borked. Stop

People arriving in droves. Stop

Someone please bork the droves. Stop.

Stop. Stop.

so all the borking borks are able to come back to the borking room.

my borking bots are bottily borking borksters borking borkgasmically ...

wooo for bork bots