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Minx
Aug 26, 2003, 21:55
This was posted on MickHucknall.com and found by an eagle eyed moderator (clearly much better placed to do the job than Manta 7).


User F K says the following about the very lovely George Michael:-

he is really dull, loony,idiot , stupid, dirty, show-off person. He cares only how to fuck? .... only fucking!! plus taking drugs!! of couse i will not forget his stupid interview during faith era....he told he is not anit-drugs ....and he was encourge kids to have sex and drugs... well , one day he will get AIDS ..who knows!

most of his songs are stupid, sad , doesn't mean anything .... only about sex as :freeek, i'm your man , i want your sex, father figure, too funky...

yes, he shouldn't recording more album....his music is really stupid.

shame on him!!! he thought he is political person...he song shoot the dog is only promotion as other sex songs.

i will kill him if you think again to come to my country (israel)

believe me, he cannot do more music ....

he is thinking only about fuck and money,,, evertime , he try to promot his career by recording lust dirty muisc.

both george and madonna are bad exmaple to our childern.

see, he still not release his album ..because he doesn't have good songs and music. He killed his career with his L.A Toilet scandel and both songs (shoot the dog and freeek).

i hate him from wham era and his stupid songs wham and young guns. I don't know how their parents brought him up.

if he care only about fucking then it's better for him to retire and stop recording stupid songs and music .... if he oversex and lust well there are a lot of prostitutes /lust girls and guys everywhere!!

by the way, he looks soooooooooo dirty especially during his concerts when he is sooooooooo wet!


shame on him !!!
such fucker!

Arent we blessed to have such lovely users???

salsa
Aug 26, 2003, 22:01
That is just a tad too intense and over the top. Thats where i tend to loose it with Mick and think they cannot be serious

hugo-a-gogo
Aug 26, 2003, 22:05
salsa, take that back now! the man is a comedy genius :)

marie
Aug 26, 2003, 22:07
Is he a Catholic?

hugo-a-gogo
Aug 26, 2003, 22:09
dunno, are there many of them in israel?

Nobbo
Aug 26, 2003, 22:11
Seems like a fairly regular 1000PMATMH user to me.
What's all the fuss about ?

hugo-a-gogo
Aug 26, 2003, 22:12
he is only thinking about fuck and money

Squalion
Aug 26, 2003, 22:13
That's hilarious, lol. Reminds me of a guy called Redsun...long story.

marie
Aug 26, 2003, 22:14
hugo-a-gogo spouted:
dunno, are there many of them in israel?


Where does it say he's from Israel? Sorry I missed that.

hugo-a-gogo
Aug 26, 2003, 22:15
in his profile, don't worry, it wasn't a dig

Squalion
Aug 26, 2003, 22:17
i will kill him if you think again to come to my country (israel)

marie
Aug 26, 2003, 22:17
hmm. I can't see profiles as i can't search user names.

marie
Aug 26, 2003, 22:19
Ohh Squal you bastard! lol!

Squalion
Aug 26, 2003, 22:23
you care only for lust girls and wham guns, get glasses. you look sooooooo wet in them.

such fucker.

daidavies
Aug 27, 2003, 00:42
I knew I wasn't the only one who felt like that. :))

Marx
Aug 27, 2003, 02:28
Y'see when the MH became the forum for the people who were listening to THOSE musicks I decided that I'd use the laserwatch to electrocute that cats.

P.S. This post makes more sense than the above jumble. This has been a demonstration of my own confusion.

salsa
Aug 27, 2003, 08:40
I still spent 10 minutes trying to decode it ;)

Patrick
Aug 27, 2003, 09:12
I think it basically says...... after close scrutiny,I’m disgusted and outraged by George Michael’s lewd homo erotic behaviour, but strangely aroused at the same time. Please help me I am becoming very confused, angry and potentially dangerous..

salsa
Aug 27, 2003, 09:19
lololololol, poor kid

flyerdan
Aug 28, 2003, 02:16
Looks like some of the same posters on Who Would You Kill (http://www.whowouldyoukill.com/) frequent the MH site as well.

Rush Hour
Aug 31, 2003, 17:37
ian brady is known to be a regulard dogbomber..... Not sure what his nick is tho...

DaveClark5
Sep 2, 2003, 10:36
Ihatepeople said:

"OMG J-Lo. What an absolute cunt. I was in Florida a month ago and went to the beach. And who do i see sucking random mens cocks? yep....kristy swanson. But next to her was J-Lo sun bathing. I went over and squeezed her ass and sed "Can i have ur autograph and a hand job". I dont know why but she looked infuriated and threatened me with some superhero in red leather spandex. I thought she was speaking in some retarded alien language, but it was just her put on bronx spanish accent.

I thought to myself "hu the fuck does this slut think she is" so i sed "Gigli is average" and ran off. I thought tht the best way to kill her would be to burst her ass. But with what? and in what manner?

I saw a archery class going on next to J-Lo. I went in and noticed a familiar face "Kevin?..Kevin Costner?, man i havnt seen you in a while buddy". He replied to me and asked me what i was doing in the area. I sed that i wanted to kill j-lo. In a flash he appeared in a green medievil costume and had bow and arrows.

We went to the beach and J-lo was still there getting her stupid slut body tanned. But beside her was Alan Rickman. "shit" i sed under my breathe. My Kevin didnt care. He fired an arrow and it hit the hespanic whore in the ass. It slowly diflated.
Ray Stanz said "You got him, YOU got HIM"

As hes the sheriff, Rickman screamed "GET SOME GUARDS OUT HERE" Kevin took care of the guards with his trusty bow.
I picked up Kevs sword and swung at J-Lo. I got a peice of her hair and Kevin turned and smiled and sed "He'll take you apart peice by peice if he has too" I sucked his dick then sliced J-Lo's throat with the sword. It was soooo beautiful. Then "jenny from the block" started playing and every1 danced naked with me and kevin costner. Rickman pulled an angry face and shook his fist calling us all twits. He threw his cape round himself and galloped off.

The reception at the wedding between me and Kevin was interupted by a scotsman hu couldnt speak properly. Fuckin cunt.

Oh j-lo is annoying"

Mad bastard mark 2, methinks.

wbps
Sep 2, 2003, 10:44
Ohmigod, that was funny!

tino72
Sep 2, 2003, 10:48
Even allowing for a generous intake of the happy pills that is still deranged. I think the F K message has the edge, though, as the humour seems entirely unintentional. Is there any way we can get F K to post some more? I'll stump up some cash if necessary.

Rush Hour
Sep 2, 2003, 12:41
woah, that guy has issues.

DaveClark5
Sep 2, 2003, 12:44
These people are obviously insane and should be treated as such.
I'm off to my padded cell to talk to Elvis.

Rush Hour
Sep 2, 2003, 12:46
ok

The_TZA
Sep 3, 2003, 18:39
Ihatepeople's beautiful account of when he saw KELLY OSBOURNE:

"Did anyone see this hopeless hag on the VMA's? What an absolute waster. Ooo clever Kelly, you swore. The awkward silence from the audience was priceless. No1 was impressed. Get talent, be good looking and stop mooching off ya dad. He actually earned his place as a musician. Can you imagine "Kelly OZ fest". If it happened d pray that the stage falls apart and crushes her.

I remember she was in the uk a bit ago and i went to london while she was there. There was a crowd around so i decided to explore. Peering over the heads of ugly 10 yr old grebo wannabes i saw a huge slob signing autographs. In my rage at why people like this monstrosity i jumped over every1 and drop kicked her. I then said "oooi, slag, give us a pen" and then jammed a pen into her eye. But it didnt kill her, she just started signing weird Maddonna songs and every1 was dancing. SO i started screaming "YOU'RE NOTHING" at her. She just started childishly saying fuck.

So it was time for drastic action. I phoned up Kevin Costner on my cellular telephone and said "code blue code blue". There was a fire behind us.
i heard a scream of "ROBIN" from a balcony, but it was muffled by alan rickman gorgous hand covering Marians mouth. Kevin appeared in slow motion and shot an arrow. BAM bitch was down. me and kevin danced. WE danced to the remix by wolf and little john. It was the beat from benni benassi with "but we aint got nothing to eat" looping over and over again at certain parts."

I think I'm in love with him.

Ihatepeople
Sep 3, 2003, 18:49
Hey buddys. The humour was intentional though :) . Glad SOMEONE appreciates how god damn genius i am. Well 2 people. Kevin Costner being one of them. Hes just gorgous isnt he guys? I better win the award for most luxurious post. Although i prefer my Kelly Osburne one. XxxX X xXx X XxxX

Ihatepeople
Sep 3, 2003, 18:57
TZA you are gorgous. Kevin said he wants to meet you and knight you

marie
Sep 3, 2003, 19:32
I like those mad posts :)

The_TZA
Sep 3, 2003, 19:36
Awww, I love Marie, she sounds perfect. Not as perfect as Ihatepeople mind you, but close. I just have a fetish for listening to 17-year old boys talk about having sex with Kevin Costner.

Ihatepeople
Sep 3, 2003, 19:58
yeah Marie sounds beautiful. I bet £10 shes up there with delta. Her fannys prob not as nice as Kevins Costner? That some how means his penis i think? But im a dickhead so nevermind. Anyone else get crap from moving there leg?

The_TZA
Sep 3, 2003, 20:22
If by "crap" you mean "cramp", then most certainly. It's one of the many drawbacks of being an MSN junkie.

What is it with these gay forums? Every time I check this thread I have to quickly turn off my speakers incase people think I've stolen a music keyboard from an Upper School and hit "demo". What the hell does the theme to the Flintstones have to do with anything?!?!

Ihatepeople
Sep 3, 2003, 21:01
LMFAO. i no, its well...bent? sup mr looga

marie
Sep 3, 2003, 23:19
That's enough talk about my cunt thank you very much.

Don't talk about what you ain't got the slightest chance of knowing about.

The_TZA
Sep 3, 2003, 23:56
Huh? You mean Ihatepeople's comparison of your genitals to Kevin Costner's? I wouldn't take it as a crude suggestive comment, he is a drooling vegetable who knows no better.

He has been known to use photographs of the cast of Robin Hood as inspiration when masturabating, and then using said photos as a "shield". He will then eat the photos, goo and all.

Minx
Sep 4, 2003, 00:34
Thats an unhealthy obsession you seem to be developing with following Ihatepeople round dude...


Or do I mean self obsession?

I forget.

Bungeeboy
Sep 4, 2003, 00:38
Indeedy TZA, you're a wanker sure enough, but you'll never be Barry. (y'all remember Barry)

Keep trying though, you might come up with something vaguely amusing once.

The_TZA
Sep 4, 2003, 00:56
He followed me around, which is why my superior posts appeared first. Then he started posting homoerotic stories of Kevin Costner so I stalk him so I can read them all. We follow each other around, I guess we both have great butts. Great GAY butts. Yeah, that's right, think on it.

The_TZA
Sep 4, 2003, 01:00
Huh? What does that mean, why am I getting abuse, I thought this thread was someone else?!?

"Ohhhhh my medication!!"

Oh, and your feeble football ground insults don't work on me, I consider "wanker" as offensive as being called "male". The two go hand in hand. Or COCK in hand, hahahahaha!

I could type something funny for you though, what's your sort of comedy? Racist, homophobic, or the old favourite, blonde jokes?

marie
Sep 4, 2003, 01:33
TZA's posts have much more emotion and grammatical points in them than any of spaz's so it's not the same person.

DaveClark5
Sep 4, 2003, 11:03
It's just safe around here anymore.

Too many looneys.

Manta7
Sep 4, 2003, 14:14
Too many to list, but if I had to name one it would be Rich C who, thankfully, seems to have stopped posting here.

DaveClark5
Sep 4, 2003, 17:14
From Lepmom:

"Well good morning to all you nice folks who can't stop thinking about my Liam!!!!!!!! Top of the morning to you all!!!!!! I had a few cups of tea, and saw my beautiful daughter off to school!!!!! My husband is sleeping!!!!! His coffee is on, so that when he wakes his skinny ass up, it will be ready for him!!!! lol

I am feeling quite good this morning!!!! I have to pick up my daughters contact lenses today, and do a little shopping!!!!! Sacha I hope you are having a nice day!!!! Jimboo I hope you are doing well, God Bless You both!!!!
Noboo how are you dear? Did you take your medication????? Lets all put on some Oasis and get in the mood to think about how wonderful the world is with Liam in it!!!!!!!!!! I have the DVD Familiar to Millions, it is soooooooo wonderful!!!!!! I also have "there and then" My idea of great joy!!!!!!!!! Well I have to get showered and dressed, and put some makeup on, I have to face the world, and get some things done today!!! I got my hair cut yesterday!!!! I have my hair in a shag, like they used to wear in the 60's, I am clinging to my youth, It it a sad story, I have never grown up, oh physically I am as old as the hills, but mentally I still think like a young person, but isn't that true of us all!!!! Our bodys change but our minds stay the same, we are only as young or as old as we feel!!! Liam is looking for something, I am not dumb, I know he does crazy things, even here in American we get news of him, but I would prefer to live in England where I could get more news, does anyone know of a site that has more info on Liam????????? If so please let me know!!!!!!! God bless us everyone!!!!!!!!!!"

Takes all sorts I suppose

Patrick
Sep 4, 2003, 17:47
That is a bit mental.Dont they know Liam Gallagher is a cunt in America yet?

Nobbo
Sep 4, 2003, 18:08
?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????? ???????????
Yep!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She's a real TWAT!!!!!!!!!!! - of the highest order!!!!!!!!!!!

If I ruled the world, i'd Flambé the cunt, for real??????????
(Mainly for having views contrary to my own).
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????? ???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ???????????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

The_TZA
Sep 4, 2003, 19:28
Why am I banned from the site? I'm not Ihatepeople dumbass, if you're able to ban IP addresses then why don't you look at them.

Jesus Christ if you're gonna ban everyone who talks out of their ass then you'd be banning everyone on the planet. At least I can actually spell, unlike most people here. Assholes.

Defamation of character is illegal by the way. I'm going to sue the pants off you and then take photos of you without the pants on and send them to your mother. Assholes.

Love The TZA

thunderbird2
Sep 4, 2003, 19:55
The_TZA spouted:
Why am I banned from the site?

in the grilling thread it says:

The_TZA Posting shite, Duplicate Accounts
ihatepeoplePosting shite, Duplicate Accounts

However you're not banned from the site, you just have to keep posting in here.


Dig that music, could only get better if they played it on one of theose promenade organ things ;)

The_TZA
Sep 4, 2003, 20:10
Yeah I saw that, but it doesn't make any sense. Every message that is posted on these forums is "shite", and I said that if the admins checked the I.P. addresses they would see that no one's using duplicate accounts at all. IN fact they wouldn't even need to do that; mine and Ihatepeople's messages are completely different because I can spell and he usually just says "cunt" a lot.

Also what's the point in posting in here, there's nothing to talk about!?

Nobbo
Sep 4, 2003, 20:17
Two words:

Moon Cricket

:)

thunderbird2
Sep 4, 2003, 20:17
well a lot of people come here to tease the ones who can't leave here, there are usually some lively discussions. Quite fun sometimes.
I advise you to start your own thread with "Why am I in here" or something similar in the title

Nobbo
Sep 4, 2003, 20:22
You could just randomly pick threads and say:


SPUNK !

thunderbird2
Sep 4, 2003, 20:25
Nobbo that avatar - where did you find it.

Really it's just so ....you ;)

Nobbo
Sep 4, 2003, 20:28
Oh ....... It's just an old holiday snap.

:moo:

Minx
Sep 4, 2003, 20:49
The_TZA spouted:
Yeah I saw that, but it doesn't make any sense. Every message that is posted on these forums is "shite", and I said that if the admins checked the I.P. addresses they would see that no one's using duplicate accounts at all. IN fact they wouldn't even need to do that; mine and Ihatepeople's messages are completely different because I can spell and he usually just says "cunt" a lot.

Also what's the point in posting in here, there's nothing to talk about!?



Firstly, you seem to be making a number of assumptions with your post. 1) That I didnt check the IP before making the allegation. 2) That I am a dumbass. 3) That people using duplicate accounts would use the same posting style every time.

To defame someone, surely you have to say something derogatory and also untrue? That means not very nice and a lie, by the way. As I understand it, all I said was Duplicate account and posting shite. You are posting shite, in my opinion. But thats an opinion about something you are doing, and not about you personally. I didnt say you were a big old smelly lump of shite, did I?

Im sure you will find something to talk about whilst in here. Please enjoy your stay.

The_TZA
Sep 4, 2003, 21:19
You have said something untrue because you said I was posting under multiple accounts, and if you checked the IP's like you said then you'd notice that they're not the same. So yeah, you're a dumbass.

But I will make the most of my time in here and amuse you all as you come and taunt me because you're evil molestors and deserve death.

By the way, what would stop me from just starting a new account to continue posting, if that's my motif?

You're all cunts.

Err.... SPUNK!!!

thunderbird2
Sep 4, 2003, 21:27
The_TZA spouted:
By the way, what would stop me from just starting a new account to continue posting, if that's my motif?

nothing really - but lets just imagine you do just that, and suddenly we're all faced with a new user who is hauntingly familiar.

You'd be back in here faster than you could imagine :D

thunderbird2
Sep 4, 2003, 21:28
By the way how come you and Harford can't seem to post at the same time :D

Minx
Sep 4, 2003, 21:34
Interesting point my eagle eyed chum. That would be because they are on the same IP. Quelle Surprise. Flambee!

The_TZA
Sep 4, 2003, 21:35
Why do you presume that I am EVERYONE in this forum? Your allegations are pretty weak and don't make sense. How about this -- how come YOU don't post at the same time as me? Am I expected to post a message at the exact same second as Harford (and Ihatepeople) to prove we're not the same person? Dumbass.

The_TZA
Sep 4, 2003, 21:37
If me and Harford have the same IP it's because we use NTL broadband (I think he uses broadband), but you should notice that the last 2/3 digits are different. We've already said we used to go to Luton games together so obviously we LIVE NEAR EACH OTHER. Christ, how thick are you people? P.S.It's the same for Ihatepeople dipshit, check the IP again.

harford
Sep 4, 2003, 21:58
It is meant to be broadband, nothing from Luton works.

The_TZA
Sep 4, 2003, 22:00
LOL oooh, I like it.

Remember "White's Insurance" in the scummy town centre? Really weird how that went out of business .....

harford
Sep 4, 2003, 22:25
YES! LMFAO what a racist town Luton is. PM hated the place he threw up all over a paki shop after a Shitford game.

Minx
Sep 4, 2003, 22:40
I was prepared to accept that you are different people using the same ISP.This even though Ihatepeople and TZA have a weblink to the same site in their profile and have shared an IDENTICAL IP.

But then Harford admitted to being Moon Cricket, so he gets to stay in flambee. And then you TZA, are all abusive and nasty when a simple "Theres probably been a misunderstanding, we all use the same ISP" would probably have got you out. However, given the fact that you are still guilty of posting off topic and offensive comments on other areas of the board, you get to stay put. If you dont have the maturity to handle your own behaviour on this board, you dont get to use it.

Ihatepeople also making openly racist comments, so he gets to stay too. Yes, you do get banned for that.

Oh, I had a look at your website. Hope your GCSEs were all you expected them to be ;)

harford
Sep 4, 2003, 22:44
eh? Where does it say racism is prohibited on the other boards?

And why am i banned Moon Cricket or Harford? No explanation was ever given, just some lame excuse at flaming which ended after 1 post.

Minx
Sep 4, 2003, 22:50
http://www.dogbomb.co.uk/board/misc.php?s=&action=faq&page=8#53


As for why you are banned, you would have to ask the person who banned you. Duplicating your account because you got flambeed is not allowed any more than duplicating your account to cause trouble would be. Harford is a duplicate of your original account. Thats why that account was flambeed, and will most likely be deleted.

As for why Moon Cricket suffered that fate, ask the person who did it.

The_TZA
Sep 4, 2003, 22:54
UberMinx spouted:
I was prepared to accept that you are different people using the same ISP.This even though Ihatepeople and TZA have a weblink to the same site in their profile and have shared an IDENTICAL IP.

But then Harford admitted to being Moon Cricket, so he gets to stay in flambee. And then you TZA, are all abusive and nasty when a simple "Theres probably been a misunderstanding, we all use the same ISP" would probably have got you out. However, given the fact that you are still guilty of posting off topic and offensive comments on other areas of the board, you get to stay put. If you dont have the maturity to handle your own behaviour on this board, you dont get to use it.

Ihatepeople also making openly racist comments, so he gets to stay too. Yes, you do get banned for that.

Oh, I had a look at your website. Hope your GCSEs were all you expected them to be ;)


Of course I'm gonna be abusive, you accused me of something that wasn't true. As tempting as it would be to kiss ass, I selected to not.

I have the maturity to handle my behaviour because I didn't post anything wrong on MickHucknal.com - I posted controversial stuff (sorry for not being a clone), and as off-topic as a hundred other users. You just picked me because, well I don't even know. That's why I called all of you really mean names like "jackass".

We've been told we can say what we want in this Flambe Pit, so if you're going to start censoring people in here then how about some consistency; there's been a lot of racism directed at me.

I'm glad you liked my website, to my knowledge most of the people taking their exams did surprisingly well, which upets me. Mind you GCSE's don't mean much anymore, because if you had to be smart to get them then how would the racial quota pass? Ouch.

thunderbird2
Sep 4, 2003, 22:55
harford spouted:
And why am i banned Moon Cricket or Harford? No explanation was ever given

cos you're a wanker. Suffice?

harford
Sep 4, 2003, 22:56
I see no mention of racism in the rules.

How can I ask the person who banned me when i wasnt informed?

harford
Sep 4, 2003, 22:58
I got banned because i masturbate?

Minx
Sep 4, 2003, 23:03
People who are banned are listed in the flambee menu along with the reason. If you were banned in August then it will tell you there. Although, having looked through your back catalogue of posts, I can see why.

In that link to the FAQs, it says very clearly at point 5 that any form of racism or sexism is looked down upon here. This means that its not allowed, and that extreme cases will be subject to moderator action, whether that be by editing the post or by taking more drastic steps such as flambee.

harford
Sep 4, 2003, 23:05
All its says is racism is looked down upon, no mention of banning.

You should make the rules more clear.

The_TZA
Sep 4, 2003, 23:08
I don't remember Harford being racist.

thunderbird2
Sep 4, 2003, 23:31
The_TZA spouted:
I don't remember Harford NOT being racist.

you forgot that, quite important

harford
Sep 4, 2003, 23:33
I thought this was an anything goes board? You have lost the battle so you resort to censorship?

The_TZA
Sep 4, 2003, 23:45
When was Harford racist?

I don't consider jokes as racist; if I have to put up with "men are stupid" jokes, then ethnics can put up with stereotypes too. If you don't like jokes, go live in Bosnia where blonde jokes are illegal. Or is that were you fled from? You know, wartorn Bosnia where everyone is persecuted and there's an imaginary war so they all come here?

What do you even consider as racist then? Be specific and consider "opposites" i.e. if you changed it around, would it still be racist is someone said it to a white man?

For example:

"The majority of armed robbers are black"
"The majority of burglars are white"

Which one is racist? If you picked the first one, then I'm afraid you are wrong. NEITHER are racist, they are both police quotes, hence fact.

DaveClark5
Sep 5, 2003, 15:12
You are a bell end

You are a bell end

You are a bell end

Which one is wrong. None they are all fact.

The_TZA
Sep 5, 2003, 15:33
Your pathetic reply pretty much sums up the fact that I'm right. It killed the argument, and the best you can do is give me laddo insults like "bell end". You sure YOU'RE not that one who sings along to "Vindaloo"? You WANNNNNGGGERRRRRRRRRR (!)

DaveClark5
Sep 5, 2003, 15:36
I just couldn't really give two fucks who's right and who's wrong.

I had no idea "bell end" was exclusive to the "laddo" culture.

I think you are being slightly prejudice in thinking that it is.

See, this argument can run and run.

Patrick
Sep 5, 2003, 15:40
The_TZA said in a rare moment of comedic genius:

NEITHER are racist, they are both police quotes, hence fact.

Excellent!

The_TZA
Sep 5, 2003, 15:41
Yes you obviously do give two fucks or you wouldn't be posting more gibberish. You're too stubborn to accept when you're wrong. I have accepted when I was wrong or ill-informed (that was just the once, when I said I didn't know much about Thatcher politics), you just go on and on. Such a shame that you resort to LADDO name-calling, you were one of few who showed signs of intelligence, if only sparingly.

OI OI SAVELOY! I'LL 'AV A KEBAB, EXTRA CHILI SOOS!

DaveClark5
Sep 5, 2003, 15:46
Nothing gibberish about it. The point I was trying to make is it is a complete no brainer.

But if you feel you are right then that is all that matters really.

I am sorry to dissspoint but I felt the only way I could communicate with you is by stooping to your level.

The_TZA
Sep 5, 2003, 15:51
DaveClark5-

How is saynig "bell end" stooping to my level? I think I've been pretty measured in my arguments (and insults), it's been the rest of you that are just resorting to name calling. I made my point that whenever anyone says anything that "paints" blacks in a bad light, it's racist, even if it's a police fact. You need to sit down and think long and hard about things, you are quite naive. Come back when your an adult.

Patrick-

A RARE moment of comedic genius?!?!?!? Pssssh, check my history of logs, I'm really funny. A few posts ago I called someone a "shit head".

DaveClark5
Sep 5, 2003, 15:57
The_TZA spouted:
DaveClark5-

How is saynig "bell end" stooping to my level? I think I've been pretty measured in my arguments (and insults), it's been the rest of you that are just resorting to name calling. I made my point that whenever anyone says anything that "paints" blacks in a bad light, it's racist, even if it's a police fact. You need to sit down and think long and hard about things, you are quite naive. Come back when your an adult.


When you single out a person or group of people because of their race or colour. Then logic dictates that it is racist.

It makes no difference if Mother Theresa said it. It is still racist. True or not.

tino72
Sep 5, 2003, 16:00
The_TZA spouted:
I made my point that whenever anyone says anything that "paints" blacks in a bad light, it's racist, even if it's a police fact

Not true. There is a difference between facts and opinions, and most people can work this out. I think that possibly racist is not the right term for some of your views that people have found objectionable (myself included). On many occasions you have stated your views as facts, whereas they are opinions.

Would you feel happier with the terms: "prejudiced" and "bigoted" to describe some of your opinions? You certainly can't dispute the charge of "off-topic ranting". (Asylum seekers.)

The_TZA
Sep 5, 2003, 16:02
YES! EXACTLY! YOU FINALLY GET IT!!

So you also appreciate that making comments that are crime stats is not racist, because it is based on police findings and not just because of their skin colour, as the PC brigade would have you think?

And also that it is just as racist for a black man to racially abuse a white guy as it is for a white guy to a black?

So if Harford calls a black guy "A crack slinging armed robber", why is he deemed racist, but someone who calls me (a half-Italian) "a Rocky Balboa pizza munching sweaty spag" isn't?

That's my only problem with the whole race issue, the double standards and ambiguous interpretations. Do we agree on this yet?

DaveClark5
Sep 5, 2003, 16:06
TZA. What purpose does it serve then to find out that the majority of armed robbers are black? None what so ever. Apart from the fact that it highlights a persons race.

It's racist accept it.

tino72
Sep 5, 2003, 16:07
In order:

1 No - they still can be racist depending on the intention behind their use, but they aren't necessarily racist

2 Yes

3 No response needed from me

4 No - I refer you to answer number 1

(I have to go: no time to elaborate.) Have a nice, unbigoted weekend, and don't eat any donkeys.

The_TZA
Sep 5, 2003, 16:12
tino72 spouted:


Not true. There is a difference between facts and opinions, and most people can work this out. I think that possibly racist is not the right term for some of your views that people have found objectionable (myself included). On many occasions you have stated your views as facts, whereas they are opinions.

Would you feel happier with the terms: "prejudiced" and "bigoted" to describe some of your opinions? You certainly can't dispute the charge of "off-topic ranting". (Asylum seekers.)

There IS a difference between fact and opinion, granted. Unfortunately there is no difference between narrow-minded stereotypes of different races, or at least there shouldn't be. In this country you can only be racist if you slate Asians or blacks, and in the past year or so, Eastern Europeans too.

The FACTS are my experiences, which I've made no secret of. I've been to Asia and thought the people were a hell of a lot nicer than the Asians who live here (my personal experiences - lies in court to try and convict half the town of racist abuse, outnumbering and then mugging my friends, always smelling and spitting if they are young, blah blah list goes on). I have the mispleasure of living in a town SWAMPED by refugees, and seeing the same Kosovons loitering the town with no jobs, yet mobile phones, nice cars, and leather jackets makes me hate them. I know not all asylum seekers are on welfare while living a life of crime, but it's pretty obvious most of the males are where I live. And it's not just my opnion, it's everyone elses who has to see it.

I also hate WHITE youths who loiter, spit, and steal bottles of cider from off-licences. Whilst I'm sure there are many "rude boys" who are harmless, in my experience the majority are assholes and so I've forumulated my opinions based on that. Tough shit. That doesn't make me racist, bigoted, or anything. It just means I'm not a robot who has his opinions and attitudes formed by Left Wing propoganda or politically correct bullshit.

As for the off-topic asylum seekers argument; I originally laid out a few of my reasons for hating Tony Blair (i.e. the whole point of the site). When people like you began defending them and saying asylum seekers were all single mums who have had their families killed and the evil David Blunkett was trying to send them back to their own country, I felt the need to defend myself and try and wake you up.

There are genuine asylum seekers, but there are more bullshitters. Until you live in a town that is full of them you wouldn't understand. It's my opinion, it's based on reading stats, personal experience, and a little bit of common sense.

The_TZA
Sep 5, 2003, 16:18
DaveClark5 spouted:
TZA. What purpose does it serve then to find out that the majority of armed robbers are black? None what so ever. Apart from the fact that it highlights a persons race.

It's racist accept it.


Why is it racist? It informs the public of who is committing crimes. If it was irrelevant then why are the reports published? Would you prefer to be in the blind about priests abusing kids? Would you rather not know that Stephen Lawrence was allegedly murdered by racist whites? Would you prefer to have no idea that lonely, power-hungry men rape innocent women?

It serves a purpose because as a society I'd like to fucking know what's going on around me and not live in a bubble.

The majority of motoring offences and roadrage are committed by young men - SEXIST! The majority of criminal damage to public property is young men - SEXIST AND AGEIST.

But damn he who mentions that a black quota commits the highest percentage of a particular crime!!!

It's not racist, it's fucking life and it's not offensive and it's not being narrow-minded. Being narrow-minded is being ignorant to what goes on around you, dummy.

DaveClark5
Sep 5, 2003, 16:27
I think I outlined why it is racist and pointless.

Lets put it this way. Your outlook on life is different to mine.

But I will not accept that because a report is published on it that it suddenly becomes relevant or necessasary information.

I like to know what is going on around me but I couldn't care if the majority of rape is commited by dwarves on acid. I would like to hear what is being done about it.

I do not suddenly feel safe in the knowledge that most burglaries are commited by whites or most armed robbery is commited by blacks as it serves no purpose where fighting crime is concerned.

head33
Sep 5, 2003, 16:40
Racism sucks, if you R the victim, but if it is the other way GOODIE...

Meaning: you will take any advanage you can. Probably never admit to it on a "board" but still you know deep down in side you are a hippo, bastard.

Relax.

The_TZA
Sep 5, 2003, 16:53
DaveClark5 spouted:
I think I outlined why it is racist and pointless.

Lets put it this way. Your outlook on life is different to mine.

But I will not accept that because a report is published on it that it suddenly becomes relevant or necessasary information.

I like to know what is going on around me but I couldn't care if the majority of rape is commited by dwarves on acid. I would like to hear what is being done about it.

I do not suddenly feel safe in the knowledge that most burglaries are commited by whites or most armed robbery is commited by blacks as it serves no purpose where fighting crime is concerned.


I don't know where the police start in fighting crime, but I think having the information is important, and was released for a reason: because everytime someone made the assertion that most robberies were by blacks they were called a racist. The stats were made public in papers to shut these people up, and make them realise there's nothing racist about it.

Secondly, having the information means they know where they have to combat these areas. If I was in charge of cleaning up prostitution, I would like to know who is running the rings, where it happens etc. The fact that most robberies are blacks gives them a chance, unfortunately the stop and search deterent was pulled because it was deemed "racist" by people such as yourself.

Now police can't stop and search so all the black communities are begging them to start doing it again because the black youths are running riot in these areas, and the non-criminal blacks have to put up with it. If these idiotic PC measures weren't put in place then we wouldn't be in the mess we're in now. And what the hell police officer is going to ne stupid enough to try and arrest a gang of black youths with his little truncheon and/or stun gun?

The_TZA
Sep 5, 2003, 16:56
P.S. I feel safer knowing these facts, even if you don't. I live in a white middle-class town and I am safe to walk around knowing I won't be attacked. I also know that whenever there are street crimes committed here, it is by (obviously white) youths on a weekend evening - so I avoid those people and that area.

When I venture out to other towns nearby (Luton, Bedford) I don't feel safe because I am constantly reading about muggings and robberies (by, guess who?) so if I have to go there I always bring a weapon or something just incase. Luckily I've never been attacked, but plenty of my friends have. And by, guess who?

head33
Sep 5, 2003, 17:00
The "dogbomb gang" is looking to round you up, cover your ass...

Jørgen
Sep 14, 2003, 14:22
Gentlemen, we have a new challenger:

Originally posted by Melodyfair

It’s a little well known fact (C.I.A classified) that anally discharging Sadam Hussain is in hiding and working as a mini cab driver in Kilburn NW London. I noticed this the other night when the Indian I had consumed just hours earlier, washed down with a certain amount of dodgy Indian bottled beers…’no licensed premises either !!!!’, decided to re-enter the atmosphere at a high velocity on the back seat (fake leather) of his Japanese (export any ‘ole shite to the dumb arse West and protect our imports) Nissan Bluebird F-Reg. Not that he complained either, “Welcome… Welcome”.. was the only words of English that Arab camel shagging...cock swallowing… Charing Cross station…rush hour…business men only (my wife doesn’t understand me) rent boy knew….. !!!!!
And his cunning disguise of covering his moustache( the bigger the moustache, the bigger the prick syndrome) with an exceedingly small round Band-Aid wasn’t going to fool a drunken ex Essex council house… satellite dish as standard.. trailer trash (you can call me Sharon, you like me orange mini skirt… lov).. Tesco’s check-out girl like me any day of the week.
Anyway after I settled down for the ride home, Sadam put on his favourite cassette…Boy George and started to attempt to hum that wank stained tunes in a heavily accented Arab camel dung style. To my utter surprise (similar to the experience when me boyfriend Gary sticks his finger up me arse and sniffs it in the back of his Ford XR3I… go faster stripes… alloy wheels…Southend Friday night burn out car) he pulls out a signed photo of Boy George with the words ‘George loves Sadam’ with a large wank stain to boot to show me grinning from ear to ear.
If these are Boy George’s loyal fans…and some of the comments on these threads denote….than I’ll gladly wear a Berka and relocate to Kabul tomorrow and get gang raped by the Religious leaders and than get publicly stoned to death after being found guilty of having sex outside marriage…..even if I was pinned down and gang fucked to an inch of my life….and the men walked free….Boy George…your arse if for shitting…not for singing shite songs out of…you Budda loving.. bald headed…show-off…!!!!!!!!! Fuck off to that commercial abortion greed infested country called America and swallow some aids infested San Francisco’s wank and die in some rubbish filled back street where the rats can than urinate in your faggot mouth.

thunderbird2
Sep 15, 2003, 11:30
The_TZA spouted:
.......................

This web board is part of a computer system. If the admin doesn't like you, he/she can deny access to services or the system, end of story.

How the admin decides if they like you or not, is up to them. If you don't like it, feel free to set up your own web board/computer sysetm so that you can be admin.


Personally speaking, I hope you stay. I think it'll do you some good to feel ganged up on and excluded for superficial reasons.

The_TZA
Sep 17, 2003, 12:23
Reading through some of the threads I realise just how thick and ignorant people in this country are. Fair enough if someone annoys you just for "being", but these idiots are trying to back up their reasons with evidence and pathetic arguments, its weak. You people seem to hate anyone who's rich, just for being rich. This is called jealousy. I've just randomly read a few threads, and you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. I guess that's why I was banned, for being one of very few people with a brain, but I used it to argue my own individual point, instead of being a clone and just agreeing with everyone. I guess I'm an example of someone who doesn't read The Sun and doesn't find Kylie Minogue attractive. I'm shunned by the general population of England for not being a sheep, for not going to shitty Greek resorts and rioting. Damn, I wish I was like you all, I wish I could have my personality, image, beliefs, and tastes handed out to me by the media and my peers, just like when I was 15.

Sorry for that rant, I'm in a foul mood. I would like to stay too, I enjoy our arguments over petty subjects, but I don't think I'm going to be allowed back in because I won't kiss ass. And I'm not pissed off for being banned, I'm pissed off because I was banned and then the moderators lied about the reasons and made shut up. If they just said "I don't like him, his opinions intimidate me because he is making sense and I'm scared of the truth", then fine.

It's just like the Matrix, too many of you took the wrong pill, and now you're blind.

Jørgen
Sep 17, 2003, 12:39
Y'know TZA, I'm sure a young Austrian artist used to spout the same self-pitying shite in the 20s and 30s, wailing about everyone being a 'sheep', how he was incredibly intelligent and nobody would listen to him because they were lying, twisting 'the truth', etc.

Unfortunately he was a hell of a lot more convincing than you, and we all know what happened when people started listening to him.

If people started listening to you, there'd be no girls, watching WWF would be compulsory and ihatepeople would be our best comedian. I think things are nice as they are thankyou :D

The_TZA
Sep 17, 2003, 12:49
ZZZZZZZZZ playing the old facist card again, you DAMNED NAZI.

I don't think I'm more intelligent than everyone, I don't think everyone should watch the WWF, and I don't think all women should be terminated. I just think people should stop bullshitting and just say what they think. If people want to argue back by calling you a "[insert mundane bigotted term here]" then so be it, brush it off and be on your way.

I love women, I really do. Unfortunately I realise that a large majority of them are not very nice, are selfish, and until they get to their late-20's they are boring and live in an MTV-bubble. If I could be gay, I would, it'd be so much easier. Although I hear they're bigger whores than women, so I couldn't win. If everyone was as great as me, the world'd be a happier place - no STD's, no whores, heaven.

Don't you think back to high school and how fake it was, and how people just said they liked certain music, girls, movies, clothes, as everyone else? How no one debated politcally or ethically because we all had the same views? No one dared to stray from the mainstream path? How come people don't change as adults unless they are really pushed (when I meet a new person at work, it takes a few weeks of smalltalk before they really tell me how they feel about stuff, they finally act real).

It's fine if you genuinly like/dislike someone, I would just prefer people to be honest and not follow suite with everyone else. It's boring, it's fake.

I realise I'm bitter, immature, cynical, and over the top. But at least I'm being true to myself. I hope things change and I can see the world in a hippy happy-go-lucky way that you do, but at the moment I see it as a shit hole full of shit eaters. I refuse to be blind, ignorant.

Good luck to you in life if you want to shy away from conflict or brush unpleasant business under the rug, I prefer to confront it. I would rather live in a real world that I hate, than a fake world that I love. I'm glad you don't share my views, you must be very happy in life, I'm jealous.

The_TZA
Sep 17, 2003, 12:50
Oh, and Ihatepeople WOULD be our best comedian if I ran things, that would be compulsory. He's beautiful.

Jørgen
Sep 17, 2003, 13:09
Originally posted by The_TZA

Don't you think back to high school and how fake it was, and how people just said they liked certain music, girls, movies, clothes, as everyone else? How no one debated politcally or ethically because we all had the same views? No one dared to stray from the mainstream path? How come people don't change as adults unless they are really pushed (when I meet a new person at work, it takes a few weeks of smalltalk before they really tell me how they feel about stuff, they finally act real).

It's fine if you genuinly like/dislike someone, I would just prefer people to be honest and not follow suite with everyone else. It's boring, it's fake.

Yep, the world has it's problems, I just don't think making sweeping statements like "all women are whores" and taking stances like "everyone (ie moderators) that disagrees with me is an asshole" and antagonising people is the solution. Moderators have to be strict sometimes - that's their job.

Yep, that might sound a bit fake to you, but people genuinely get offended when you shoot your mouth off. I'll be straight - your posts can be a lot of fun, but when you start mouthing off it just makes you look like a rudeboy ripped off his tits on Diamond White. You're not the first Rebel Without a Cause, but you're definitely one of the most vulgar when you're throwing a tantrum. Come back in a few years :)

The_TZA
Sep 17, 2003, 14:14
When I say things like "all women are whores", I'm just generalising and just mouthing off. If you've followed by gripping chronicles in these forums you'll know that I don't genuinly think every single woman is a whore, and you'll know that I have a hell of a lot of respect for the decent ones. I just don't have the mentality of a lot of people in this country i.e. encourage girls to be promiscuous, and capitalize on it. I'm old-fashioned, I want to romance a woman, I want to fall in love, get married blah blah blah.

And I realise my "everyone but me is an asshole" comments are annoying, I'm not purposely trying to piss people off. I just get frustrated when I try and talk about something with someone, and all they can do is call me names (racist, sexist, homophobe etc.), so I do it right back. I can't be bothered to discuss something with people who don't have the intelligence or cultural capacity to understand other people's views. I'm the type of person who would be very interested to listen to WHY, say, a Ku Klux Klan member does/thinks what he does; not because I agree at all, but because I want to know how others think. Unfortunately the majority of people on this board (and in society in general) would rather just shriek "racist" and not debate - that's their problem, they will never understand various subject matters because they are too ignorant. I find that sad, and I find that frustrating.

You make partonizing comments to me ("Come back in a few years"), so you can't blame me if I diss you back. I think you are an intelligent guy, I am interested in your views, it just pisses me off when you only seem to respect your own opinions and don't show common sense when I bring a tricky subject up.

P.S. No, I'm not a rude boy (or pikey), I despise people who can't spell, or include a mandatory "fuck" or "cunt" in every sentence they utter.

Jørgen
Sep 17, 2003, 14:33
TZA, I'm not perfect - far from it! I sounded like a hooray henry fucked out of his tiny mind on Pimms on the Steve Austin thread, and I was a bit ashamed afterwards. And the patronising thing IS meant to annoy you and get a response. Sorry bout that :)

There's nothing wrong with investigating why the BNP, KKK and their buddies get their beliefs from, just like I've looked into apartheid and the third reich - I still find hitler's germany absolutely bloody fascinating. But I wouldn't want to foist my interests on anybody else, even if I do call people nazi's now and again :D

The trick is to get your views across without offending most of the people who read them. Often a simple question like "do you REALLY think MTV is great?!" will get the ball rolling and make people think about what you've said rather than piss them off. When you annoy people, you've already lost the argument. Nobody won the argument about Steve Austin because we both looked like two bald men fighting over a comb.

Trying to debate with people or just pissing them off are two different things, and yeah I do both depending what mood I'm in ;)

TEAM EDNA
Sep 10, 2005, 19:52
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/teamedna/jenny.jpg

soooooooooo wet

dominoid
Sep 10, 2005, 20:01
:haha:so wet!!!

Minx
Sep 21, 2006, 14:44
Always worth an annual bump this one.

BUMP!

Patrick
Sep 21, 2006, 15:11
3 years old and still soooooooooooooooooooooo wet!

sallyride
Sep 21, 2006, 15:22
ahhhh, nostalgia.

allyourbase
Sep 21, 2006, 16:00
Who dat?

Zelda
Sep 21, 2006, 20:21
That Vanilla Ice fan was really random.

sallyride
Sep 21, 2006, 20:28
oh, god, i remember him. he defended vanilla ice to the hilt. I think he even said he knew him in a roundabout way. or had met him. or something. wouldn't hear a word against him.


*puts finger to temple, closes eyes
his name....
was it kurtmichael?

Minx
Sep 21, 2006, 23:22
I think it might have been RobertVanWinkle :D

sallyride
Sep 21, 2006, 23:42
:eyeroll:

i hope he and vanilla ice are jet skiing together in the loser district of malibu. i really do.

Dr Stan Panties
Sep 22, 2006, 08:33
was it kurtmichael?

It certainly was. Got really aggressive about his defence of the talentless cocksponge, too.

Minx
Mar 1, 2007, 02:18
This thread has been brought to you by a bumpety bump cheque book and pen.

Zelda
Mar 1, 2007, 08:56
This guy was a mentalist as well:


Race mixing is a crime against nature and is partly responsible for global warming and other aggressions against nature.

Of course.

Global warming is caused by Industrialisation, industrialisation is the process of creating technological means to mimic or copy nature so as to reproduce it on a massive scale... the ultimate goal being material gain, ie, having more than nature has given us. Europeans have always been obssessed with material gain and this is what drove European nations to colonise the world. Through colonising the world races have been mixed, not by nature but in the service of greed. Hence, race-mixing and industrialisation are both the products of humans trying to go beyond nature in the service of the ego. Many mixed race people believe that race mixing is 'evolution' or the 'future' since they view race as a 'problem'. But race is NOT a problem. Races are only part of nature and until nature is respected neither Africa nor Europe will ever be free.