thunderbird2
Sep 5, 2003, 00:14
shamlessly stolen from http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/9159/funnies19.html
Ghost Poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't have to ruin them with a nasty stain.
Second Wave Poopie: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie: The kind where your strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Lincoln Log Poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush it without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Gassy Poopie: It's so noisy that everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker Poopie: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Corn Poopie: Self-Explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie: That's where it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie: (Power Dump) The kind that comes out so fast your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
Liquid Poopie: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of you butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie: It smells so bad your nose burns.
Upper-Class Poopie: The kind of poopie that doesn't smell.
The Surprise Poopie: You're not even at the toilet because you're sure you're about to fart, but oops!!......A poopie!
The Dangling Poopie: This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know your are done poopie-ing it. You just pray that wiggling will cut it lose.
Ghost Poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't have to ruin them with a nasty stain.
Second Wave Poopie: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie: The kind where your strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Lincoln Log Poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush it without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Gassy Poopie: It's so noisy that everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker Poopie: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Corn Poopie: Self-Explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap Poopie: That's where it hurts so badly coming out you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie: (Power Dump) The kind that comes out so fast your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
Liquid Poopie: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out of you butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican Poopie: It smells so bad your nose burns.
Upper-Class Poopie: The kind of poopie that doesn't smell.
The Surprise Poopie: You're not even at the toilet because you're sure you're about to fart, but oops!!......A poopie!
The Dangling Poopie: This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know your are done poopie-ing it. You just pray that wiggling will cut it lose.