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dogbomb
Sep 30, 2003, 14:38
Caption this. Jimmy Saville and some "Special Olympics" kids.

Kormiic
Sep 30, 2003, 14:42
"I plan to breed these two little fuckers to create a race of master warriors who under my leadership will destroy the world!"

Nobbo
Sep 30, 2003, 14:43
Er ....... Jimmy ....... when we asked you to "bring your shorts" .......



(Look how low you've made me stoop for the sake of entertainment.)

Barnacle Bill
Sep 30, 2003, 14:47
meet... the family

ace_mcfly
Sep 30, 2003, 14:52
Jimmy: "guess which one I'm shagging"

toycar69
Sep 30, 2003, 14:54
During his old age, Jimmy decided against a Zimmer frame, so he had midgets implanted into his armpits...

Barnacle Bill
Sep 30, 2003, 14:55
Jimmy sings -

"god didnt fix it for yooouu twwooooo !!"

Nobbo
Sep 30, 2003, 14:55
"Mr. Saville ?......... can we play something instead of strip-poker ....... just for once ?"

dogbomb
Sep 30, 2003, 14:56
Nobbo spouted:
Er ....... Jimmy ....... when we asked you to "bring your shorts" .......

Just for that, I rate this thread a http://www.dogbomb.co.uk/board/images/rate5.gif

ffa01
Sep 30, 2003, 15:37
jimmy...will you please get it right for once,the second letter is M..

now ..after three.......Y.M.C.A.!!!!!!




shite i know!:(

wbps
Sep 30, 2003, 15:42
Okay, Jimmy, you can take them home. But I'm not looking after them for you, that's something you have to do yourself.

Lintuk
Sep 30, 2003, 15:45
The secrets of the magic chair: revealed!

fireboy
Sep 30, 2003, 15:51
Jimmy Saville always opted for child bands rather than the traditional arm bands when learning to swim.

Wee Dougie
Sep 30, 2003, 15:56
Girl: "Oh, yeah, what a great birthday. A pool party with Michael Foot and a mini-Philip Nevile".

Patrick
Sep 30, 2003, 17:58
It's alright officer, I can explain everything

Neo Midgar
Sep 30, 2003, 19:06
" Your my wives now, Dave"

Kormiic
Sep 30, 2003, 20:30
Jimmy: "I tried to clone Damon Albarn and Hannah from Home and Away. Didn't quite work, but I ended up with these two little mites."

AnthillMob
Sep 30, 2003, 20:46
i shot my load before they got here officer

marie
Sep 30, 2003, 20:53
'I won I wonnn I wonnnnnn hahaha you slow fuckers!'

dip shit
Sep 30, 2003, 21:29
"this week on jim'll fix it, we help some giants get shorter by leaning on their heads"

Marx
Sep 30, 2003, 21:35
I swear she said she was 16... oh the boy... well y'see about that. Oh who the fuck am I kidding?

dave brown
Oct 1, 2003, 16:03
Jimmy -

Now then....... Now then...... What have we got here then?
Bloody Hell, Is there a fucking circus in town ?

edson
Oct 1, 2003, 16:46
Jimmy - "I hear you're after competitors for the kids' swimming race. Well I'd like to enter these two."

edson
Oct 1, 2003, 18:02
Or: Jimmy - "Hurry up and take the photo. I want to slip into my swimming shorts."

Stonaco
Oct 2, 2003, 05:30
"What do you mean i can choose only one. I want to fuck em both. Wheres my fucking agent"

butchspangly
Oct 2, 2003, 08:25
Little boy."Dont jump in the deep end..................?"






"theyre both the fucking deep end!"