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Loose_end
Oct 3, 2003, 00:40
O.k, its not really a proprer poem, but its something that is very very dear to me indeed, so i thought i'd share it with you good people.

*Ahem*

An ode to Dr. Pepper

Oh Dr. pepper you are so cool, in the fizzy drink world, your the one to rule.

I met you when i was just a mere boy, but in that time you have given me so much happiness and joy.

I cant believe you taste so good, you quench my thirst like no other could.

I love it when i see a "buy one get one free" sign, coz then i know 4 LITRES ALL MINE!!!

A glass full of you fills me with so much cheer, MY GOD Dr. Pepper i nearly love you as much as Beer

fin

O.k o.k!! wheres the exit?

Kormiic
Oct 3, 2003, 00:42
Purest of art.

netniV
Oct 3, 2003, 19:20
I LOVE DR PEPPER

I really do, people at work kept commenting on my pinball style rack of Dr. Pepper bottles, and why I didn't just get it on drip ;-)

dip shit
Oct 3, 2003, 19:37
I love dr.pepper
it's true i can't deny it
restrain myself from decking anyone who says it's shit
it's truly a gift from the godliest gods of gods
made by higher beings in their cresent pods

netniV
Oct 4, 2003, 10:29
this dr. pepper thread
reminds me of something I said
in a different post
upon this host
but takeover peom is dead.

World Of Weird
Oct 28, 2003, 10:55
I hate Dr Pepper
It really makes me sick
I'd rather take a hedgehog
And rub it on my dick

fireboy
Nov 2, 2003, 09:21
:haha::haha::haha: nice one World Of Weird

J Arthur Rank
Nov 3, 2003, 23:22
Yuck, Dr Pepper tastes like Galloways Cough Medicine!

D-vO
Nov 4, 2003, 11:08
mmmm Galloways.......

Goodbar
Nov 10, 2003, 14:33
Like MILLIONS of others you seem to have fallen for the marketing hype, the MASSIVE multi-million doller money machine that churns out adverts saying that it's cool to like a fizzy drink.

In the grand scheme of life, don't you think it's pretty sad?

Loose_end
Nov 10, 2003, 15:36
No

Goodbar
Nov 10, 2003, 15:41
Loose_end spouted:
No

Thanks for your constructively crafted response?

daidavies
Nov 10, 2003, 15:42
Dr Pepper?
Never met him.
Glad you think he tastes nice, Loose end.
Meeting him when you were just a boy........I'm sure he could have been struck off for that.
:))

Loose_end
Nov 11, 2003, 08:49
Goodbar spouted:


Thanks for your constructively crafted response?

Oops! sorry, i thought it was one of them simple "yes or no" questions :D

I agree, Dr. Pepper has shown a clear lack of moral ethics the way he gets people young and old to taste his juices.
The trouble is, he does taste jolly nice :D