A nice little test to see if you're a pikey (just in case you're not sure)

http://www.theginge.com/pikeytest.html

or just ask yourself.

do i eat pot noodle

if yes you are a pikey ?? ior ...

7. And I don't even know what a pikey is.

Do you want yer drive Tarmacin' ?

that sucks so much...I got a 13, and Im American.

*replaces all references to pikeys with redneck*

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
I'm 'entering danger territory'
maybe that's good, I can do pikey stuff without actually being a pikey, so I'm completely indipentdant?!?
Maybe I should start a new trend, doidism?

haha

1-5 Answers:
You're generally far removed from Pikey Island, however, your brother once introduced you to a girl who lived on an estate and shattered your illusions of Barrett Homes being a character from an Emily Bronte novel. You like expensive shops and generally only travel by London Taxi. Your mother once served you fish fingers, however you have adapated enough in adult life to only purchase Tesco's finest crab cakes as a substitute. You have the presence of mind to sneer at a bottle of Freixenet.

I am a pikey :( I think it was the cosworth that let me down.
/me hangs head in shame

11-15 Answers:
You have a whiff of dog blanket about you and your shoes need to be resoled. You enjoy garden centres and eating out at country pubs. Your quite well known at the local KwikFit and think nothing of sticking a Bart Simpson doll yo your reat seat window. You have often enjoyed a curry or kebab after a night down the pub and have used a doorway as a public toilet. It is likely that you have been arrested for a minor offence and count George Best as an idol. You are likely to have been educated to A level standard.


Whats wrong with a curry after a night down the pub? thats just got to be done! Disturbing accurate description of me though. *sniffs for any hints of dog blanket*

I got 8 and I have to say that site got me to a T in it's description...

6-10 Answers:
You are definately entering the danger zone here. You have owned at sometime in your life a pet fish won from a funfair. You regularly buy Superdrug's own brand toiletries but ensure you carry them home in a Clinique carrier bag. You have a number of gold cards and run a respectable enough car, however, you would do well to remove the "Baby on board" sticker from the back. You enojy good food and wine courtesy of Delia Smith's home cookery course and have been to University.

13, I'm embarrassed to say i'm nearly a Pikey.

6, am entering the danger zone. Damn right about buying Superdrug things, but no the carrying them in a Clinique bag. I refuse to spend £20 on make-up remover.

I got 3

1-5 Answers:
You're generally far removed from Pikey Island, however, your brother once introduced you to a girl who lived on an estate and shattered your illusions of Barrett Homes being a character from an Emily Bronte novel. You like expensive shops and generally only travel by London Taxi. Your mother once served you fish fingers, however you have adapated enough in adult life to only purchase Tesco's finest crab cakes as a substitute. You have the presence of mind to sneer at a bottle of Freixenet.

Err... 13

11-15 Answers:
You have a whiff of dog blanket about you and your shoes need to be resoled. You enjoy garden centres and eating out at country pubs. Your quite well known at the local KwikFit and think nothing of sticking a Bart Simpson doll yo your reat seat window. You have often enjoyed a curry or kebab after a night down the pub and have used a doorway as a public toilet. It is likely that you have been arrested for a minor offence and count George Best as an idol. You are likely to have been educated to A level standard.

They forgot the all-important pikey-spotting questions...
Do you think Jordan is a class bird?

Do you have more tattoos than you have limbs?

Do you buy the Sun on occasions other than when the local paper shop has sold out of everything else?

Do you say "pacific" when you mean "specific"?

Do you wish ITV1 would revive 'Game For A Laugh' with the original team?

Some certain indicators of Pikey-ness (well, in my wierd, snobby little world):

-Clothes with words on them.

-Tracksuit bottoms. They're a sure giveaway.

-Or if your house contains like..5 books, which are:

--(Auto)biographies of sports stars
--Books about the SAS or that sort of manly shit
--Dream interpretation

-A fondness for dolphins.

-A fondness for fierce dogs.

-Vienettas

Come on then, who have I offended?

Another dead pikey giveaway is keeping blank videotapes in those shit PVC leather-look cases that look like hardback books.

I gotta say it, but videotapes are ghetto full stop.

As is having more than 5 TV channels.

oh bugger! 15

11-15 Answers:
You have a whiff of dog blanket about you and your shoes need to be resoled. You enjoy garden centres and eating out at country pubs. Your quite well known at the local KwikFit and think nothing of sticking a Bart Simpson doll yo your reat seat window. You have often enjoyed a curry or kebab after a night down the pub and have used a doorway as a public toilet. It is likely that you have been arrested for a minor offence and count George Best as an idol. You are likely to have been educated to A level standard.

"You have often enjoyed a curry or kebab after a night down the pub and have used a doorway as a public toilet."

I will admit to doing that......

Have you ever had a toe-to-toe punch-up with some cunt in a shop doorway?

World Of Weird spouted:
They forgot the all-important pikey-spotting questions...

Do you have more tattoos than you have limbs?




Yes :(