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wbps
Dec 22, 2003, 14:58
WOMEN

Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry children, they carry
hardships, they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want
to cry. They cry when they are happy, and laugh when they are nervous.
Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a friend, after a
late night drive home.

They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay-at-home moms,
biker babes, and your neighbours. They wear suits, jeans, and they wear
uniforms.

They fight for what they believe in. They stand up against injustice.
They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. Women are honest, loyal, and
forgiving. They are smart-they know that knowledge is power. But they still know how to use their softer side to make a point.

Women want to be the best for their family, their friends, and themselves.
Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family
member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. A woman
can make a romantic evening unforgettable. Women come in all sizes, in all colours and shapes. They live in houses, apartments and cabins.

They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin. Women do more than just
give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They
give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want in return
is a hug, a smile, and for you to do the same for people you come in contact
with.

MEN

Men are good at lifting heavy stuff and killing spiders.

Sabaeus
Dec 22, 2003, 16:01
Very good :haha:

Gentreau
Dec 22, 2003, 19:20
Like it :) BOB'd

sirk
Dec 23, 2003, 02:52
You forgot opening jars too.

bubbavirus
Dec 23, 2003, 07:10
I TOLD RINI LAST WEEKEND, "BETTER COOL IT THE DOG's will bite you. she thinks they won't, See, I had them chained/leashed up to ride in the truck to the grocery store asd i usuually do.
thank god they didn't as she raved on and removed their leads, i shuffled off, (neighbor heard it, was at the front window, guy has ears i guess, and it is Winter/ all windows doors closed.

bubbavirus
Jan 17, 2004, 10:58
two sets of lips
one to moan
one to piss

sofa
Jan 23, 2004, 08:52
"They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want
to cry. They cry when they are happy, and laugh when they are nervous."

I call that fakeness.

BITEmyNADZ
Jan 24, 2004, 06:48
bubbavirus spouted:
two sets of lips
one to moan
one to piss

because of this comment alone i will give it a five.

stephmog
Jan 26, 2004, 21:41
That's not a joke, it's just the plain truth of the matter.