AstraL1600
Dec 23, 2003, 16:08
Apologies in advance for this one...
A young couple, George and Wendy decided that since they loved each other they would get married. As an engagement gift for his future bride, George decided to get a 'sexy' tattoo of Wendy's name on his cock. It was done in such a way that it read 'WENDY' lengthways when he had a hard on, and just 'WY' when he didn't.
Wendy was nayurally chuffed to bits with this 'gift'.
The big day came and the couplegot married. For their honeymoon they decided to go to Jamaica for a couple of weeks. When they got there Wendy saw a nudist beach and insisted that she and George went to it.
While on the beach George spotted a beach-bar and went to get some drinks for the pair. On his return he noticed a strapping great Jamaican lad with the letters 'WY' tattooed on his cock. George had to ask "Hey mate, is your girlfriends name Wendy, perchance?" pointing at their common tottooed parts. The Jamaican chap turns to him and says (in poor Jamaican acccent if you tell this down the pub)...
"No man, on my dick it says 'Welcome to Jamaica, hope ya have a great holiday..."
Sorry. :o
A young couple, George and Wendy decided that since they loved each other they would get married. As an engagement gift for his future bride, George decided to get a 'sexy' tattoo of Wendy's name on his cock. It was done in such a way that it read 'WENDY' lengthways when he had a hard on, and just 'WY' when he didn't.
Wendy was nayurally chuffed to bits with this 'gift'.
The big day came and the couplegot married. For their honeymoon they decided to go to Jamaica for a couple of weeks. When they got there Wendy saw a nudist beach and insisted that she and George went to it.
While on the beach George spotted a beach-bar and went to get some drinks for the pair. On his return he noticed a strapping great Jamaican lad with the letters 'WY' tattooed on his cock. George had to ask "Hey mate, is your girlfriends name Wendy, perchance?" pointing at their common tottooed parts. The Jamaican chap turns to him and says (in poor Jamaican acccent if you tell this down the pub)...
"No man, on my dick it says 'Welcome to Jamaica, hope ya have a great holiday..."
Sorry. :o