I am Ricemaster. Know my name and fear me.

Anybody here scared?

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Didn't think so.

Harrow RiceMasta... We Love You Long Time...

etc

Are you good at making rice? Any hot rice tips?

Rice can be scary only if its put with curry :)

pigeons should be scared of rice, it kills them, funny.

hi

Have you ever tried to put baking soda in bread and feed it to birds? If they have enough they explode!

Now i have recovered from my fear induced shaking,( or was it laughing) i was wondering, is that rissotto or just plain rice. Tabasco sauce and chips make seagulls fly into walls trying to commit suicide. And oh yeah, hello.

pigeon bombs

Hey Ricemaster, you scary intimidating creature you ;) Welcome to Dogbomb.co.uk.

I'll just have to ask one question and one alone, that might explain why unlike the rest of you, I don't live in fear...

... what was your name again?

Hey Rice ...welcome... Sorry but we all come to this place. I don't think you can scare us...unless you're netniV

:)

Are you trying to say that I scare you enough to get you to do what I want? Well, helllllllllloooooooooo! :)

Not sure you can get me to do what you want....unless you're dreaming. Then I have no control of that.

You have no control around me anyway... :-D As the other night proved... heh.

LOL If you say so.

I just did, but getting back to the point at hand here, it's supposed to be about Ricemaster not you.

I thought we was talkin about you....not me...

Anyhow. Welcome Ricemaster!

*shakes off weekend drunkeness* Hey Rice welcome to hell.

Bah! I wrote a long explanation on my powers of rice and such...must have got lost in the server crash. Oh and thank you for the kind welcomes.

thanks for the welcome are accepted but money (pounds sterling) is soooo much better

Money from the men, sex from the women!