Werner Heisenberg is travelling down the motorway at a fair old lick, when a policeman pulls him over. He asks for his licence, which the scholar happily turns over to him.

"Professor Heisenberg, are you aware of how fast you were going?"

"No," replies Heisenberg, "but I know exactly where I am."

*Ahem*

Ace! Took me a couple of moments because I was uncertain. Superb in Principle! :))

:rolf:

nice

Dazzla spouted:
*Ahem*

heh heh.

A joke for the thinking man... :D

goodness me..The Uncertaincy Principal if i'm not mistaken..did you make that up?? nice,very nice.

Is it funny? Ok - HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Erm...

Reminds me of a joke about Hippos.