cheesecakery
Dec 31, 2003, 13:54
This guy walks into a pub and half his head is a big orange.
'I'll have a pint of lager, please.'
'No problem, coming right up... ... I can't help noticing, but half your head appears to be a big orange.'
'Yeah, had that for a while now.'
'How did that come about, if you don't mind me asking?'
'I was in this old junk shop when I found a lamp and when I gave it a rub this genie appeared. He offered me the standard three wishes, and I said: 'For my first wish, I'd like every woman I ever meet to fall madly in love with me.' So the genie waves his genie hands and suddenly there's women looking at me. Then the genie says: 'What will your second wish be?' I said: 'I'd like a wallet with £1million in it, and I can never lose it, it can't be destroyed, and every time I spend any of the money, it'll be replenished.' And the genie says: 'Your wish is granted and my wallet is immediately chocked full of money! Now, what will your third and final wish be?' So I said: 'I'd like half my head to be a big orange'.
'I'll have a pint of lager, please.'
'No problem, coming right up... ... I can't help noticing, but half your head appears to be a big orange.'
'Yeah, had that for a while now.'
'How did that come about, if you don't mind me asking?'
'I was in this old junk shop when I found a lamp and when I gave it a rub this genie appeared. He offered me the standard three wishes, and I said: 'For my first wish, I'd like every woman I ever meet to fall madly in love with me.' So the genie waves his genie hands and suddenly there's women looking at me. Then the genie says: 'What will your second wish be?' I said: 'I'd like a wallet with £1million in it, and I can never lose it, it can't be destroyed, and every time I spend any of the money, it'll be replenished.' And the genie says: 'Your wish is granted and my wallet is immediately chocked full of money! Now, what will your third and final wish be?' So I said: 'I'd like half my head to be a big orange'.