A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

7 reasons?

I'm awaiting the other 6 , too

A little boy is walking along the side of a road when a nonce drives past in his car. The peado wanting some action winds down his window and says to the little boy,"If I give you £2 will you come in my car?"
The little boy responds, "If you give me a tenner I'll come in your mouth!"

A child is walking a long the footpath when a middle-aged man pulls alongside, winds down the window and says "Get in the car please"

The child keeps walking.

"Look, please get in, I'll give you some sweets" says the man.

The child keeps walking.

"Listen, just get in and I'll take you to the shops and buy you a CD"

The child turns to the man and says.





"No way! You decided to buy a Volvo dad, you live with it"

Gentreau spouted:
"No way! You decided to buy a Volvo dad, you live with it"

Boom boom!