theres 3 men on a desert island, they've been there for a long while, and r starting to get fed up of each other. one day a mermaid swims to shore.

the 1st man goes to her and says 'have u ever been kissed, my dear?'
she says' no sir ive never been kissed' so he kisses her and walks away.

the 2nd man goes to her and says' have u ever been fondled, my dear?'
she says 'no sir ive never been fondled' so he fondles her and walks away.

the final man goes to her and says 'have u ever been fucked, my dear?'
she says 'no sir ive never been fucked'
he replies 'u have now goes the tides gone out!!!'