a man is walking in a park with his young son.
his son sees a dead bird on the ground with its feet in the air.
he says' why does that bird have its feet in the air?'
his dad thinks to himself, and decides he better tell him
'its got its feet up in the air, so that god can grab him by the ankles, and take him to heaven.'

they both take one last look at the bird, and walk home.

a few weeks later, the father is walkin down the path of his home, when his front door bursts open and out comes his son.
'daddy, daddy mummy nearly went to heaven today'
'oh really?'
'yeah, she had her feet in the air and she was screaming, oh god im coming!!! she would have gone as well, if the milkman wasnt lying on top of her!'

boom tish

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