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Asphyxiated
Jan 3, 2004, 12:03
theres a man, and hes really drunk, and really horny, so he finds a prostitute that he likes the look of. he asks her how much she charges and she says'£5 for a blow job, and £10 for full on sex'
'i only have £7 so it'll have to be a blow job'
she unzips his trousers and gets out his dick, she falls over in shock.
she looks at the man.
'r u sure u dont want me to lend u 3 quid?!?!?!?!'

Superandy
Jan 4, 2004, 20:22
heheheheheh

catch_52
Jan 5, 2004, 01:55
nice, gonna tell that one at work tomorrow