Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads
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> 40-ish.............................................49
> Adventurous.................Slept with all your mates
> Athletic......................................No tits
> Average looking...............Has a face like an arse
> Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
> Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
> Educated...................Was fucked to bits at Uni'
> Emotionally Secure......................On medication
> Feminist.......................................... Fat
> Free spirit....................................Junkie
> Friendship first..........................Former slut
> Fun..........................................Annoy ing
> Gentle...........................................D ull
> Good Listener................................Autistic
> New-Age............................Body hair problems
> Old-fashioned.........................No BJs or an*l
> Open-minded.................................Desperate
> Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
> Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
> Poet.......................................Depress ive
> Professional....................................Bi tch
> Romantic.......................................Fri gid
> Social.....................Fanny like a clowns pocket
> Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
> Large lady.................................Hugely Fat
> Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
> Widow.........................................Murd erer

I liked this one, Ants... It's on our notice board @ work now.

she sounds nice - is there a contact number?

Think i went out with her once.