What do you call...

a quadraplegic in a swimming pool?
Bob
a quad at your front door?
Matt
a quad hanging on a wall?
Art
a guy with a rabbit on his head?
Warren
a leper in a hot tub?
Stu
a quad in a catapult?
Chuck
a quad in a pile of leaves?
Russell
a quad flying over a fence?
Homer
a prostitute with a runny nose?
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apologies to any quadraplegics, lepers,or prostitues I may have offended. :)

I'd give my right arm to not have leprosy anymore!

I'd give the rest of my limbs not to be a quad.....