Hi everyone! I'm totally lost when it comes to all this. A friend of mine emailed this site to me and told me I should check it out, so here I am, and I must say I'm confused!!

I't's easy! Just post some shit and remember to leave your sanity at the front door!

Ok what exactly am I suppose to post here? I mean is there any certain topics that I should stick to?

Topics range by the different areas. If you are posting about music use the music area and so on. If you aren't sure where something should go put it in the everything area. Just use your common sense and you'll be fine. By the way welcome to Dogbomb.

This area is reserved for puppy introductions mostly.

Ok, so I guess I've been introduced then huh?.....LOL!

Almost. You still have to send dogbomb pictures of yourself. (Just Joking)

Yeh, send them to me :)

LMAO! had me skeered there for a minute.....who is this dogbomb anyways?

Hello blueyes welcome to our little crazy part of the world
Dogbomb is da main man :)

blueyes spouted:
LMAO! had me skeered there for a minute.....who is this dogbomb anyways?

Dogbomb's the #2 guy around here, with me being #1... erm... just don't tell him that when he's around, coz he hasn't realised it yet.

lol rightyo will keep mum about you being the number 1 when doggys around.

Good, you know what a small ego that man has, wouldn't wanna shatter it.

LMAO! Your guys are just too much!

Yes we are, although that is nothing to what I get called.... oh no here come's the bullies! RuNnNnNn

If I'm too much on here, imagine what you'd get in person! :P

LMAO!....Little advise, don't look behind you when your running!

Or you may run staight "into" bfsog.

I almost got you did I? *Thinks about how to be more sly and convincing next time*

It's simply, slap on the handcuffs, she can't get very far then!

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It's simply, slap on the handcuffs, she can't get very far then!

How most of your dates end?

No, they usually end with a knife across the throat.

Oh right the necrophilia...

OMG! ok now the necrophilia is just too weird for me, the handcuffs on the other hand, well ummmmm, nevermind!

I know for a fact that once you try necrophilia you'll never go back. ;)

I'll admit hadcuffs can be fun, but there is a trust thing involved.

absolutely! unless you have a key that'll fit any pair....LOL!

So you're saying you sleep with people you don't trust then?

OMG, no not at all. I am committed to one person and thats it, just saying u wouldn't have to trust someone completely if u had a key...LOL...It was a joke k?

I know. Just bugging you is all. I'm the same way commitment wise.

Welcome eyes of blue, like smee.

Thank you bubbavirus!

Hey blueyes! Welcome to the boards, take no notice of this shower, they just havent had sex for so long that their palms are hairier than Jolly Jock McHairypalms, winner of last years Mr Hirsutehands competition!

The minute theres a sniff of a new bit of skirt!!!

Anyway, again welcome!

What do you mean by that. I'd like to think I was only engaging in a simple conversation.

Thanks minxoid! Although aren't all men like that? I mean the majority anyways? But thanks for welcoming me, so far I still have no idea what exactly i'm doing, but it's a cool site and i'm slowly but surely learning!

Any problems, Look in FAQ, which is a button you can press which gives you magic answers.

If you can't find the answer there, then ask us! Someone is usually in the chatroom most of the time, Probably me, and if we can help we will!

Ok thanks! I do have to say that the ppl here have been really nice and patient with me trying to learn all this, thank you all!

hi blueyes, come chat with us soon as posible, oh yeah, welcome to the boards.

and DOGBOMBis number 1