...new from the makers of Fruit Winders... I shit you not, just saw the ad. Sweets with fruity goop in the middle that squirts out when you eat them. And they are called SPURTERS.

er...er...er....er.....er....too many jokes forming.....brain over load

I knooooowwww...

The ad was on again... they're actually called SCREAMING fruit SPURTERS... oh, for fuck's sake, Kellogg's!!!

I wonder how much fruit is actually in them :S

Someone has to start: Soooo.
"Has anyone sucked a SPURTER yet?

And Do They Have Vitamin C?

Cyberhun spouted:
And Do They Have Vitamin C?

I reckon they'll be loaded with protein...

Kinky McFoxxy spouted:


I reckon they'll be loaded with protein...

ha ha ha ha

"got the squits? suck a spurter"

i reckon they'll taste of mushroom dough and smell like it too...

Thats just wrong on so many levels.

Kellogg's aren't the only ones offering spurters you know ...

*wraps a fruit rollup around dick*

DIY spurter :)

Kinky McFoxxy spouted:


I reckon they'll be loaded with protein...

so not a mix of e numbers preservatives and pork/beef gelatine ?? (hrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm haribo)

:moo:

There's an Indian drink called "Bhang Lassy"
Don't think the Hindi translates

Do they loose a stream of hot pussy joice all over your glisterning, panting face?

Too far? Meh.

I think it's all a very cunning marketing play, and the makers know exactly what they are doing. :)

Larfed my mo-fo'ing ass off at the time! :D

Dazzla spouted:
Too far? Meh.

he said meh, he said meh, he said meh

Rowntrees do a jelly sweet at the moment - shaped like a bug which "blood" inside it, these too spurt when bitten into.