Ladies and Gentlemen,

In the interests of advancement of the human race, peope continue to invent and to modernise.
This is true in every field of human endeavour, and none less than the fine art of drinking and drink creation.
Therefore I have taken it upon myself to continue to invent and innovate in this field. I want to share the result of my efforts with you all, and to read of your own experimental exploits.
I give you my own creation:

The Kinky Monkey

Take in equal measures:
Vodka
Tequila
Gin
Zubrowka (optional)

Add:
1 part Pineapple Juice
to 2 parts Apple Juice
a dash of Sugar Syrup

Mix well and enjoy! :)

Soupy Twist!

This was dreampt up by several mates of mine in the union.

The S.S.

One shot each of:
* Vodka
* Peach Schnapps
* Midori (Melon Liqueur)

add this to a partially drunk pint of snakebite (1/2 cider 1/2 lager)

give a slight shake to mix (not too violent)

Drink - goes down very easy, tastes like "green bootlaces" (apple? sweets)

Hoodlum Soup

about 25ml of blackcurrant cordial
1/4 pint dry cider
1/2 pint of guiness
2 shots of vodka

top it up with carbonated water.


guaranteed to knock you off your feet, i was so ill after ust four of these :(

an old fave..

Diesel
half a stella
just under half a strongbow
shot of vodka
shot of blackcurrant.

Looks like mud, tastes fucking fantastic, gets you pissed quick-style.

Unnamed, made up when someone tried to spike my drink

Double JD and coke
Shot of red aftershock

tastes a bit like the pink calpol, but with the aftershock..erm...aftershock

On the cocktail menu in my pub we have a shooter called the Hot Dog. It's a layred shooter with

1/3oz grenadine
1/3oz irish cream
1/3oz Wrey & Nephew Overproof Rum

Evil

Purple Haze

1 shot Aftershock Red
1 shot Aftershock Blue

Mix and down in a oner. Pure rocket fuel!!!

Try the above, but with Goldschlager or Gold Strike as well.
It layers really well and looks cool with the gold flakes floating on the top.

Goldschlager, that stuff worries me, I mean flakes of metal, can't be good for ya, can it now?

Black Witch
1/2 Pint Guinness
Almost 1/2 pint Cider
1x Double Pernod
1x Any other spirit (to taste)

Tastes like those "BlackJacks" sweets you used to get as kids.

Makes you fall over after about 5.

All in all, quite good.

Green Meanie
1x Double Pernod
1x Blue Curacao
1x Grapefruit Juice

Turns a marvellous shade of green, and tastes really awful. Good for giving to other people.

Welcome to the "Fuckin' Mental"
x1 pint glass needed.
x3 measures of vodka
x3 measures of peach shnapps
x2 measures of blu bols
top with orange juice and add Ice.

You only need one or two of these bastards and the room is in orbit!

so are we going to organise a tasting session for these ???

What is needed now, I feel, is a webpage that lists all these and the ingrediants thereof for quick and easy viewing.

is on that already :D just waiting for an invoice and account activation :D

I might just beat you too it though :-D

we will see :D

I have actually realised we have something called a mad dog.
Not very kicking but looks pretty and tastes good. So for a sake of a name- a shot glass is needed. You fill 1/3 of it with grenadine. Fill up with pure, frozen vodka taking care to keep them separated. Add few drops of tabasco. Drink in one go. Goes down!!!!
Called polish national drink as being red at the bottom and white above it, exactly as our nation flag is.
But the most common name stays the same: MAD DOG!!!!!

Pint glass....

Good slosh of Jack Daniels
Cup of Tia Maria
Good slug of Malibu
Sling in some Baileys
Top up with Boukha L'oasis ( fig liquer )
Quick squirt of hairspray

Down it in one, then lay down for three days !

Dave thats great - but is it called a pint glass ?? what do you call it other than a liver killer ?? If anyone else can supply a photo of their cocktail with them drinking it :D makes it all the better

Yeah, we'd like it then, not 30 seconds later when you are puking up.

dave brown spouted:
Pint glass....

Good slosh of Jack Daniels
Cup of Tia Maria
Good slug of Malibu
Sling in some Baileys
Top up with Boukha L'oasis ( fig liquer )
Quick squirt of hairspray

Down it in one, then lay down for three days !

he did not mention a match in there anywhere ??? remember the flamimng mo ( or was that homer) nad there is even a song

When the weight of the world has got you down
And you want to end your life,
Bills to pay, a dead-end job,
And problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the tow'l,
'Cuz there's a place right down the block...
Where you can drink your misery away...
At Flaming Moe's.... (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
When liquor in a mug (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
Can warm you like a hug. (Flaming Moe's...)
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...

as taken from the simpsons - episode #45 - Premiered 21/11/91 flaming moes

The salty dog

5 oz Grapefruit Juice
1 1/2 oz Gin
1/4 tsp Salt

Pour all ingredients over ice cubes in a highball glass. Stir well and serve.

The Atomic Dog

2 shots Light rum
1 shots Midori melon liqueur
1 shots Coconut rum
3.5 shots Pineapple juice
1 shots Freshly squeezed lemon juice

Shake ingredients with ctushed ice and strain into a glass add slice of lime for effect.

B-52 - For all you chocolate lovers out there the baileys sits on top and goes down first making this a smooth shot!

1 Shot of khalua
1 Shot of Amaretto
1 Shot of Baileys

Sex on the beach - This is the nicest cocktail pure summer drink! you need to pour in a tumbler.

Shot of Vodka
Shot of Archers
Dash of Cranberry
Dash of orange

Blue Hawaii - this is a summer drink refreshing and added bonus it turns your piss blue!!!!! well more green!!

1 shot of curacao
1 Shot of grenadine
1 Shot of Vodka
Top up with lemonade.

All of these shots are large measures.

Get a shot of anything high proof, goldschlager on up.
(goldschlager because that is what I caught a local pub cutting, and learned this on)

Light the fucker.

Open mouth like you want to cram a tennis ball in it,.

Tilt head back, wayyyback (remember open mouth!)

Now, pour flambe' down the hatch. Aim for the middle of your mouth, quickly close mouth and swallow.


(V.I.P.) Do not do this if,
1) you have the shakes.
2) you are too pissed.
3) you lack coordination, and/or common freakin' sense. (ie. long facial hair may burn)
4) you have an annoying drunk buddy tapping your arm. (if this is the case get him drunk, then do it TOGETHER. :evil:

Have fun, it looks impressive as hell.

are you forgetting number 5) Do not drink as you will burn you mouth tounge, gums, lips etc ??

Drink Name: Flaming Fireman

Ingredients:

2 oz Goldschlager
2 oz 151 Rum
2 oz Triple Sec

Directions: Mix the ingredients in a shot glass, set it on fire, blow it out, and then drink it down.

ahh, dear fireboy,
it does needs to be blown out, silly me!
that is the beauty of it. (only a shot at a time, though!)

butcher cutter (invented by me and named after my friends crap metal band)

1 part sprite or 7UP
1 part Jagermeister
1 part vodka

and I'm amazed that no one has come up with the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

in a pint glass mix :
2 parts dark rum
2 parts tequila
2 parts apricot brandy
top up orange juice
1 part grenadine
5 ice cubes (optional)

A tip

when drinkin aftershock holed aftershock in mouth for 30secs then gaargle for 10secs then swallow guaranteed to fuck you up and leave your eyes watering and mouth dribbling

squahed frog: looks vile, tastes delicious. available from level 2 in workington, luvvlie

1 shot creme de menthe
1 shot grenadine (drizzled to bottom of glass)
1 shot advocat (floating on top)

bliss - u usually pass out after around 13(or 9 if ure a lightwieght like my good self), so they're not too strong

According to Lintuk . .

[20:05] <Lintuk> fireboy: JD, coke, vodka and redbull tastes better
[20:06] <Lintuk> tastes like fruit pastilles

This is just a shot but it tastes good and the ladies love it too,
Leather and Lace.

In a shot glass layer vodka, kahlua and bailies (about 10mls of each) and then shoot back. real easy, real good and as I said the ladies love it too.

my own creation is the "rub one off"

its 2 ounces of myers rum
1 ounce of malibu
splash of peach shnaps
and fill with pineapple juice
quite tasty if i do say so myself

I have posted it the hounds already but this is the shit!
1 pint glass
Shit loads of ice
About quarter of a pint of archers
About 1/8 of a pint of Vodka ( Good quality- NO cheap shit)
A lil bit of Orange juice

Don't know if this has a name, but I call it "The Media Fuckwit" because I discovered it at an Endemol party (they make Big Brother and other crap tv).

1x bottle pink champagne.
1x bottle vodka.
mix in soup toureen (or other large vessel).
repeat until toureen is full.
Drink.


WARNING: Even by cocktail standards, this is a pricy one. Only to be drunk at staff parties when the company is paying.

Right was just thinking, when me and the lads go out we always make various mixes and strange combinations of drinks, but one of our favourites whilst out is double vodka,double southern comfort, in a pint glass topped up with a bottle of vk water mellon and a britvic orange in there as well well half a britvic orange :) Superb little tipple :D

Anyone else make silly drinks like that when your out ?

Disposable income? Oh, I remember that!

These days if I'm feeling really adventurous whilst out, I might venture to pour a bottle of Old Bob into a pint of Abbot. However, most of my experimentation is carried out at home where drink is surprisingly cheaper, the company surprisingly more of my own choosing, and the journey home less fraught with peril.

Fave game these days is trying to match Jeff Bridges White Russian for White Russian in the Big Lebowski.

This normally involves waking up on the sofa at 3.00am feeling like I have eaten the entire contents of CarpetWorld.

Merged old and new threads about this. :)

/me looks through for inspiration.

ok, at the moment i have the following unused drinks:
zubrowka
calvados
whisky
raki (turkish stuff)
goldschläger
tequila
cava
sherry

what should i do with em?

Hugo.

2 steps.

1. Mix raki with water & ice, drink it.
2. Think about the rest

Hugo.
4 steps.
1. Drink Whisky.
2. Give Cava to the Ladies. (Sherry for the wrinkleys.)
3. Do what Brausen said... or
4. Tip the rest.

Hugo, Zubrowka should be drunk half and half with apple juice, and a slice of lemon.

machosker spouted:
Purple Haze

1 shot Aftershock Red
1 shot Aftershock Blue

Mix and down in a oner. Pure rocket fuel!!!

An ACTUAL purple haze is

Peach Schnapps
Vodka
Blue Curaco
Lemonade
Grenadine

You used to get it in Bar 38 in Glasgow.


I invented the following:

Gay Bull- Malibu and Red Bull
Poof Juice- Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Midori, Malibu, Grenadine, pineapple juice, orange juice, lime juice.
Malibu Milkshake- Malibu, Bailey's, Chocolate Milk

Haemorrhage:

1 part Red Aftershock
1 part Cranberry Archers
1 part Red Bull
1 part tomato juice
1 part raspberry cordial
1 part Captain Morgan's spiced rum
1 part each of other red spirit(s) to hand

This is what to drink when you are feeling sorry for yourself, because the following day you will fucking well have something to be sorry about

aha.

love inventing food-stuffs.

i entered the house of a friend of mine to discover that his girlfriend had taken off and moved out....

it was at this point that my friend realised he couldnt cook.

he had no milk, or energy to go and buy some.

so he was drinking black coffee with ice cream and baileys in it (actually really nice)

and had a boiled egg (which he had microwaved) perched inside the hole of a cinnamon doughnut.

the most impromtu dinner ive ever seen.... was also very sad..

Resulting in many cocktails and 'cliffords' result in the moto of the beersgang ... beers=bints+falling over probably the great equation know to man

Shame to picture was ruined by 2 ugly folk

Snooker Ball In A Sock -

Make this one up as you go along, but you have to use a drink for every coloured ball on a snooker table.

Hey goatrider in the pic are you copping a grope of the blonde birds tit?

Chocolate Vodka easy its Vodka and choklate sauce taste bloody horrible.

Thats correct skins, didn't quit realise thats where my hands were till I saw the pic :) honestly

Anyway we made another little drink yesterday nothing special just 2 shots of apple sours mixed with double malibu and coke...actually quite foul hence the reason Ive got serious heart burn today

THE POWER SHANDY
get a pint glass.

empty a bottle of smirnoff ice, then a half a pint of stella. it has to be stella.

There you go, a power shandy