Ok so did anyone see Arianne on Countdown? She's been the champions for the past two days only to get beaten by a grumpy English teacher who looked like he suffered badly from Hallitosis.

Even if you dont watch countdown I'm sure you realise its usually packed with old fishwives from Bristol and young male Cambridge mathematics students who've never got their cock wet.

Well imagine my surprise and delight when earlier this week as I channel hopped (honest) - I came across the beautiful Arianne - a gorgeous big titted (and intelligent - woot) lass stringing together all sorts of 7 and 8 letter words to the obvious delight of Richard Whiteley.

Did anyone else see her?

I'm sure she must be better than that Zora Suleman everyone keeps harping on about. Crivens - she even made Carol Vorderman look ordinary!

I quite like that quite little brunette that does the weather in the morning on bbc breakfast. Not sure what she's called, but she does it for me!

I fell in love with a blonde lady on the first episode of Brucie's new quiz show - "Didn't They Do Well?".

God only knows what she was doing on a poxy quiz show, or what I was doing watching it - I think we were fated to be together :o)