What is the worst way you can think of dying?
Personally being colonised by a swarm of killer bees would be mine.

With apologies to Shaun Ryder, being beaten to death by clowns would be no fun.

Being lectured to death by Dazzla.

*smirk*

What Isaac said (chortle).

drowning whilst conscious

drowning in couscous?

dying of apoplexy whilst reading the Daily Mail and getting all hot and bothered about bloody immigrants

getting eaten alive by wild boars ...like that rich bastard in 'Hannibal"

upon reading this site http://www.crimelibrary.com i have to say im glad im not an american.

Ocean Finance - Die because you ate ALL the pies!


Rates of interest are usurious, your soul may be forfeit if you do not keep up repayments.

Drowing - No two ways about it

burning to death while awake.

De-limbed by a tiger shark and left bobbing in the water waiting till you turn upside down and drown.

Drowning definitely. Can you imagine it? Trying to hold your breath then taking an instinctive breath then trying to cough out the water and sucking it all in again...

A fucking nightmare.

"burning to death while awake."

Rarely happens - the person usually passes out from fumes way before any flames lick round their terrified bod. Laaaavly.

Without doubt the burning thingy, fuckin ooowwwww, for a bit!

Buried alive in a paper coffin

Having a heart attack just before getting a blow job off Lucy Liu would be a horrible way to die.

You tend to pass out in things like house fires...but if it was all old school like in the inquisition they would use smokeless charcoal and roast you over the course of a few hours....


that would definitly suck.

Fire sucks. Definatly fire.
I am thinking of the Buddist monk on the Rage Against the Machine album.

Horrific.

Being sucked into the black hole that is Jordans lady part.

*shudders*

being eaten alive by ants....dont it make you ITCH!!

Drowning is not meant to be too bad, something to do with lack of oxygen to the brain giving sense of euphoria or something like that.

Falling from a plane for me. Just think of the waiting for the inevitable as you fall.

anything slow and painful would be pretty grim like dying of elephantitis or bleeding to death from a paper cut. Anybody seen seven? seven horrible ways to die in that, the spiked strap on is my personal fave.

being eaten alive !! night of the living dead style..

Stepping on a giant plug after getting out of the bath. It'd bring on a clutcher...I tell thee.

being fucked to death, that would be too much

isaac hunt spouted:
Being lectured to death by Dazzla.

Off-topic personal attack... not good. :rip:

By the far worst is the old chinese tortuous death of a thousand tiny cuts incised all over the body. The victim would die a slow, painful death, watching his lifeblood pump out without being able to do a thing. Charming :P. Hung drawn and quartered is also a pretty grim way to pop your clogs also.

Burial alive. No doubt. read Edgar Allen Poe's 'The Premature Burial'

By the far worst is the old chinese tortuous death of a thousand tiny cuts incised all over the body. The victim would die a slow, painful death, watching his lifeblood pump out without being able to do a thing. Charming . Hung drawn and quartered is also a pretty grim way to pop your clogs also.

Torture garden. But the end is supposed to be intensely ecstatic and euphoric.

Being forced to read Sylvia Plath until my eyes and head explode.

/me shudders

Dazzla spouted:
Burial alive. No doubt. read Edgar Allen Poe's 'The Premature Burial'

Definitely. I've read a few of Poe's stories on it and I thought I hated the thought of it before hand......

Being forced to read the poetry of Seamus Heaney until my eyes and head explode..

unordinarychild spouted:
Being forced to read Sylvia Plath until my eyes and head explode.

/me shudders

unordinarychild spouted:
Being forced to read the poetry of Seamus Heaney until my eyes and head explode..

So is it just certain poets or does all poetry if forced upon you for long periods of time will cause your eyes and head to explode?

[Just wondering :)]

To be fair, Plath is murderous... she oven-roasted her own head after reading her stuff, so what hope anyone else?

Just the certain poets. By Sylvia Plath I am referring to The Bell Jar in particular. Awful, awful book. Both her and Seamus Heaney were forced upon me during English 'A' Level..

Burning is supposed to be the worst because your brain is the last thing to die so all those lovely frying nerve ends tingle to the end..

Burning,buried alive or drowning , all of them are a fantastic laugh.

williskr1305 spouted:
What is the worst way you can think of dying?


Cancer of the pancreas. Thats what my father died of last boxing day.

How about this thread dies too?

that was quite the uppercut blocko. ive lost my nerve to post how i would like to die eating pussy.

Just dying sounds crap, it dont matter how.

Having just heard that Prince Edward is being hung tomorrow.

(really, by fire or some horrible disease, the kind where bits drop off and you smell. I would prefer not to die really given the choice)

Blimey! Just as I sent that, Jehovahs witnesses banged on my door. It is a SIGN and I am off to be converted now.

my dad died of diabites no fun watching him suffer, gangreen (excuse spelling) loosing his all his toes, strokes and coma all in 5 years after he retired from 40 years of work never missed a day more or less.

for me falling off a cliff would be the worst, or coughing to death after smoking. that takes a few years but it happens to a lot of people.

Being dissolved slowly in a vat of acid, feet first. That wouldn't be nice. Or cut up the middle, by a laser beam (like in the James Bond film). That wouldn't be nice either.
Think im gonna go in a car crash.

Being hung by each ankle and sawed straight down the middle would suck ass...gravity pulling the blood and whatnot to your head to keep you fairly coherent throughout...I really want that rotten.com shirt now...

More realistically, terminal illness would be bad. I couldnt bear to watch myself decline gradually...while my mind stayed totally intact. I would have to kill myself while I was still sure I could.

In a more rapid sense, biological weapons would be bad...

KenTheSlayer spouted:


More realistically, terminal illness would be bad. I couldnt bear to watch myself decline gradually...while my mind stayed totally intact. I would have to kill myself while I was still sure I could.

In a more rapid sense, biological weapons would be bad...

i have to agree with u watching ur self slowly get worse knowing u will die must be horrible

teenboy spouted:
i have to agree with u watching ur self slowly get worse knowing u will die must be horrible

It's also horrible for your friends and family. My uncle had a brain tumour which for two years gradually took away his sight, his ability to walk, his ability to talk. It almost killed my grandmother and my mum to see him waste away. His youngest daughter only ever saw him when he was bloated on steroids and sick. He made himself live through Christmas for his family and then died on the 7th of January, the day after Little Christmas.