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TVsAlanHansen
Jun 29, 2002, 16:25
I guess i'm another one of those damn newbies, then.

You know, I went to Sainsburys the other day in my shorts and no top and stood over the grapefruit gently rocking backwards and forwards, humming to myself to see how long it took me to get thrown out. But as it happens people seemed quite friendly and genuinely interested in what I was doing. So I told them that it was a Buddhist chant that I had learned the night before from a book about the impact of grapefruit on Tibetan culture.

Slowly but surely people started to join in, even the security guard was down to his grids at one point before the manager came over and told him to get back to work. Unfortunately I think he got the sack when he stayed there, unable to break his own trance like state and return to normality.

After about an hour the humming stopped and some wandered off bemused and embarrassed, realising that there were about 100 people watching us meditate. But others have arranged to go back at the same time next week and do the same thing again.

I don't think I'll go because come on, it's just fucking silly.


Hello.

Lintuk
Jun 29, 2002, 16:33
Diabolical...'es absolutely diabolical defence...

pb468
Jun 29, 2002, 16:54
rofl, thats a great, you're perfect for this site, welcome to the boards, and dogbomb.co.uk.

come chat with us asap, go here (javascript:chat();)

Minx
Jun 30, 2002, 11:17
Welcome to the boards, TVsAlanHansen. I have to say, that when I saw your user name, I was mightily impressed by your comedy genius.

Lintuk
Jul 1, 2002, 19:17
Chat.Link.No.Workee!

Use the one at the top

bubbavirus
Jul 1, 2002, 20:24
May I Que at the ass kissing line, oh, great electronic god, (like db).

silkione
Jul 1, 2002, 23:35
hey all im fresh from the dog pound. im here to have some fun and just well you know. so if any of you big dogs wanna lead me around and show me the ropes drop a line or two

LTS
Jul 2, 2002, 08:34
silkione spouted:
hey all im fresh from the dog pound. im here to have some fun and just well you know. so if any of you big dogs wanna lead me around and show me the ropes drop a line or two

I'm shore i'v seen this some place before :rolleyes:

Hay TVsAlanHansen this is a forum of two halves, the winner will be the person who wins but the best person may not win

TVsAlanHansen
Jul 2, 2002, 11:33
I have just returned from "Swansea" on "business". I saw neither swans nor sea, only rain and poo. There might have been water underneath that poo somewhere, but I couldn't see it. It's not like I wanted to get close enough to find out either.

But anyway..

Thanks for the replies people! I'm not really Alan Hansen though, you know. Hey, that rhymed!

tonystarks
Jul 2, 2002, 16:21
Hey fella. you forgot about all the strange shit kickers and crazys down there to. I know. Ive been there...

CapaC
Jul 3, 2002, 21:25
Welcome to the boards Alan

Minx
Jul 11, 2002, 16:45
Just a reminder that this site wont be here in three weeks if you dont send doggy some cash...

If you love him you must show him in a very special way!!! Although A Blow Job is always welcome, you need to pay him first!!!!!

CapaC
Jul 11, 2002, 21:05
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Jul 11, 2002, 21:08
This site is a five star site... no wonder it is so big. If you are going to be a regular here, give something back to dogbomb while you still can.

CapaC
Jul 11, 2002, 21:12
http://members.aol.com/markdeadman1985/uncledogbomb.JPG I meant please donate. Damn political image anyways.

littleman
Jul 16, 2002, 13:00
I can donate weed:confused:

littblond
Jul 16, 2002, 19:02
ok, i want some

bassoon
Jul 16, 2002, 19:16
every little bit can help
as long as its the good dank stuff

netniV
Jul 16, 2002, 22:15
Remember to stick to the topic at hand, thank you!