Police have solved the mystery surrounding the tragedy,the cockle pickers were told to stop picking when the water reached Knee high



Unfortunately Nee Hi was waiting in the van..




Lets see how long until this is moved to flambe due to its be sensitive nature....

that's actually mildly amusing

oh dear.

*has a very quiet snigger then gets back to reality*

Not bad actually :)

Two sharks are swimming in the Irish Sea.
One says to the other: "God I'm bored of mackerel
...let's swim to Morecambe and pick up a Chinese."

Q: What are a Chinaman's favourite shoes?
A: Winkle pickers.

Morecambe council are spending thousands of
pounds on their sea defences. Apparently there
are a few chinks in it...

yeah,

see the first one was funny.....

those are just shit

Egg zackerly