Hi fellow dogbombers, maggot here, i do apologise for not introducing myself earlier. Currently stranded at home nursing a nasty dose of Bronchitis? Typical I always get something then Wallop! something else to get over:cry:
Well I do hope to meet some interesting characters on my new journey, and will hopefully be able to rejoice (once my brown phlegm has cleared up!!) Anyway hi to one and all.

Hmmmm, welcome Maggot, One question to start off with, whats with the name. I am sure you will find your stay here most interesting, if not down right scary at times, and caution, some of us bite if provoked, but not often.

enquiring about maggot, well quite simple really. Started off at primary school, got in a fight with a mate of mine who was dyslexic, and istead of calling me Matthew (my real name) called me maggot instaed and the name has stuck ever since, even though most people have the intelligence of a woodlouse and automatically think that it's something to do with the size of my genitalia, oh well, that's life. By the way this snake bussiness, would a black mamba be appropriate as a black snake?

Yeah possibly, but our snakes here in aussie land are alot deadlier than a mamba. As to the actual signature ( the blacksnake thing), is a quote from an australian comedian that i changed around a little Oh by the way, by asking about your name, i was in no way poking fun of your small manhood.Lol.

Only snakes we have in chester is a pint of snake bite. Not the only 1 who got nick name from a fight maggot. I got tony stark from getting in a scrap with 3 blokes, took a good kickin, let them finsh, then leathered the three of them! they did not look pritty. Where as I had no marks. From then on lads call me ironman! AKA tony stark. Welcome to the land where everything is a little distorted

Welcome Maggot! Feel free to wriggle your way around the forums! You can also find us in the chatroom, driving each other slowly insane, so come right in!

Welcome to the boards maggot. Now step in line for the anal fisting videos.

a bloke i went to college with got the nickname Rap
He was deaf you see with speach problems and whilst playing football was about top score a goal but missed a sitter.
he meant to shout Crap but ended up shouting Rap
the name stuck not that the poor sod ever knew
andy

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http://members.aol.com/markdeadman1985/uncledogbomb.JPG Don't make me start talking Canadian, eh.