An elderly couple decide to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary by returning to the hotel where they spent their honeymoon.
" Darling," she asks, " what did you think on our wedding night, when you saw me naked for the first time?"
" Well," he replied, " I decided there and then that i was gonna suck your tits dry and fuck your brains out".
" And what do you think when you see me naked now? she asked.
" He he," he repiled,".. looks like I did a pretty good job!"

Been done before:

http://www.dogbomb.co.uk/board/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10675

and more recently:

http://www.dogbomb.co.uk/board/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19039