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pinkmaggit Jul 2, 2002, 12:26 Hey there people
I'm new and I just thought I should introduce myself, its the polite thing to do.
My name is pinkmaggit (no, not really).
I come from Queensland in Australia
I am 17 years old
Hobbies:
Sex
Music (METAL. FUCK YEAH!!!)
Sex
Guitar
Sex
Masturbation
Sex
Martial arts
and sex
Any questions? Fuck I'm good. :)
mark knipe Jul 2, 2002, 12:28 Hey fellow queenslander, welcome, i assume you are the guy i saw walking up the street the other day with the hairy palms.
pinkmaggit Jul 2, 2002, 12:32 Oh my GOD!!! Small world (lol)
crosseyeddonkey Jul 2, 2002, 12:42 the subject line alone lured me in. welcome pink~
pinkmaggit those hairy hands must be good for all that sex you have
pinkmaggit Jul 2, 2002, 12:56 :D
It would seem that my hairy palms have proved quite popular amongst you regular dogbombers. They're not hairy at the moment however, I waxed them. Fuck that hurts.
Right now is when I wish that I was really bendy and that I could give myself head, my hands hurt from the waxing. :cry:
DAMN YOU MASTURBATION!!! DAMN YOU!!!
I HATE YOU GOD!!!
...now where did I put my prozac...
crosseyeddonkey Jul 2, 2002, 13:15 go buy some velvet gloves... or cut out a hole in a stuffed animal. if you're that desperate for some lovin. lol
tonystarks Jul 2, 2002, 13:21 So that list of hobbies? you do them in order or at random?
crosseyeddonkey Jul 2, 2002, 14:12 or some of them at the same time?
mark knipe Jul 2, 2002, 14:14 Im sure you know some kiwi's so borrow a sheep.
pinkmaggit Jul 3, 2002, 05:42 Velvet gloves eh? I'll give em a try. Actually, I think I'll just smear vegemite over my bits and let my dog lick it off. That always works.
...as for the stuffed animal idea, honestly, who'd fuck a stuffed animal??? That is just plain SICK! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!
:D
Oh btw, I usually do my hobbies in the order that I've listed them, never randomly. Yep, each day I go through the same ol' hobbies. I get lots of sex though, so I guess its not too bad :cool:
Welcome aboard.
*points to his right*
The porn is that way.
pinkmaggit Jul 4, 2002, 01:05 Ha Ha, thanks Capac, but I have already checked out all the porn on the board. That was the first place I went :D
pinkmaggit Jul 4, 2002, 01:38 This is just me posting a useless message to see whether my signature pic is working now.
ROADMASTER Jul 10, 2002, 00:45 Ever thought about puttin your unit in a rusty tailpipe?
Yes and I believe a thread exists for it's discussion. Though I can't seem to find it that was one hot S.U.V.
Just a reminder that this site wont be here in three weeks if you dont send doggy some cash...
If you love him you must show him!!!
http://members.aol.com/markdeadman1985/uncledogbomb.JPG It's l33t to donate.
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