Maninblack
Feb 16, 2004, 15:28
Two guy's with Alzheimers disease are watching telly when they hear an ice cream van go by.
"Oh" says the first man "I would love an ice cream"
The second says "Ok I'll go and get you one"
"Oh no you won't you'll get it wrong"
No I won't! Just tell me what you want"
The first man has a think and says "Ok I would like a Mr Whippy with a flake and strawberry sauce. You sure you can remember that?"
"No problem" says the second man "A Mr Whippy with a flake and strawberry sauce"
The first man gives him the money and off the second man goes.
4 hours later the man returns and gives his friend a steak & kidney pie.
"You stupid useless bastard!" the first man screams.
"Why?" askes his confused pal.
"You forgot the fucking chips!!"
"Oh" says the first man "I would love an ice cream"
The second says "Ok I'll go and get you one"
"Oh no you won't you'll get it wrong"
No I won't! Just tell me what you want"
The first man has a think and says "Ok I would like a Mr Whippy with a flake and strawberry sauce. You sure you can remember that?"
"No problem" says the second man "A Mr Whippy with a flake and strawberry sauce"
The first man gives him the money and off the second man goes.
4 hours later the man returns and gives his friend a steak & kidney pie.
"You stupid useless bastard!" the first man screams.
"Why?" askes his confused pal.
"You forgot the fucking chips!!"