I thought I was alone in my contempt for this woman. Good looking (i kind of grant you) but unable to communicate without trying soooooo hard to have a catchphrase....arggghhh! I am not a primary school kid Carol....I understand low pressure zones in the Azores....for fuck sake talk to me like a grown up!!!!!

Err....ok.

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