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bluerabie
Jul 3, 2002, 22:36
hullo all....
I found myself returning to dogbomb so often that I had to sign up. What really won me over were the fake Amazon reviews of David Hasselhoff's album - teehee....
I'm a drifter, wandering the world, spreading the rabies, etc.,etc.,
love the site - best thing on the web. (except for daivdhasselhoff.com)
:D

Minx
Jul 3, 2002, 22:39
Hey Bluerabie!

Welcome to the boards!

Spookily, only earlier today in chat, we were discussing how funny it would be if KITT told Michael to piss off when he got himself locked in a warehouse.


We must have known y

Minx
Jul 3, 2002, 22:39
Hey Bluerabie!

Welcome to the boards!

Spookily, only earlier today in chat, we were discussing how funny it would be if KITT told Michael to piss off when he got himself locked in a warehouse.


We must have known you were coming!

Long May You Stay!

andythepieman
Jul 3, 2002, 23:16
I reckon that Kitt was gay i mean come on that voice....
andy

bluerabie
Jul 4, 2002, 04:27
yup...no doubt - KITT takes it up the tailpipe....

bubbavirus
Jul 4, 2002, 04:35
i handed david hasselhoff a picture of himself and he autographed it for me.

spice girls? (http://groups.google.com/groups?selm=331E666E.4F10%40scf.usc.edu&output=gplain)

bluerabie
Jul 4, 2002, 06:52
impressive, bubba.....but did you get to do KITT?

bluerabie
Jul 4, 2002, 07:24
An hilarious review of the hasselhoff:
Are you guys serious?, June 29, 2002
Reviewer: Lofty Bob Tucker
I bought this CD based on the strength of the fantastic reviews here on Amazon... I listened, and I've got to say I'm very disappointed with it. I feel like I wasted my money. IT'S RUBBISH!!! Come on - you guys can't *REALLY* like it, can you?


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tee and hee

CapaC
Jul 4, 2002, 14:01
Welcome to the boards bluerabie. Enjoy your stay go chat with pb468. He's lonely...

andythepieman
Jul 4, 2002, 23:43
....and with good reason
David Tosselhoff sucks big time. His musical version of Jekyl and Hyde is so mind bogglingly bad. The only difference in the two characters is the way that he wears his hair (and thats his chest hair)
David hasselhof big singing star in Germany
Says it all really
andy

jeff55v
Jul 5, 2002, 02:10
Gee.. the last time I saw David Hasselhoff was on baywatch hawaii! (4 or 5 yrs ago?)
I think I saw kitt last week at the junkyard. ( Looked like Kitt got rear ended!)

bluerabie
Jul 5, 2002, 05:49
God, I just love you people - I feel so.....
AT HOME

CapaC
Jul 5, 2002, 13:44
Good because you can't leave anymore. Your here for eternity.

CapaC
Jul 5, 2002, 13:45
*clears throat*

You're Here For All Eternity!

bluerabie
Jul 5, 2002, 20:57
*bluerabie shudders in ecstasy....and terror.....sweet, sweet terror...*

ROADMASTER
Jul 10, 2002, 00:22
My tailpipe has gotten a bit rusty

bluerabie
Jul 10, 2002, 03:43
*bluerabie holds up a bottle of ASTROGLIDE(tm) and waves it at roadmaster*

bubbavirus
Jul 10, 2002, 03:52
Anyone named "Dave", is a son of thr bible. On a laptop, with a 'dun' connection. owowowowowowow. Had to plug in a earthstink lite cd, and do the sign up dance,

bluerabie
Jul 10, 2002, 07:31
oooooooh bubba, you silly bastard

CapaC
Jul 10, 2002, 14:28
No bubba you old fool. You're gonna get yourself killed, or at the very least a lost front lobe.

bluerabie
Jul 11, 2002, 06:11
buba - son, you shore got a purdy mouth....

Minx
Jul 11, 2002, 16:11
Just a reminder that this site wont be here in three weeks if you dont send doggy some cash...

If you love him you must show him!!!

bluerabie
Jul 24, 2002, 15:14
done diddit - 8^)