puddny
Feb 20, 2004, 13:28
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall
where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is
so dang boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my
clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of
her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of
the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion
inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out
through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st prize for Best Dried Arrangement."
where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is
so dang boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my
clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of
her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of
the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion
inside the hall, followed by loud applause. The naked lady burst out
through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st prize for Best Dried Arrangement."