How you doin'? I HATE Celine as much as you do, so I consider it an honor to be one of the many first Americans to take a seat in the dog forum, or whatever you call it.
With the in mind, I bring greetings from America to my British cousins. HI!!

--Ronin

YO!!

i love the snl skit about celine dion...hahaha....anyways welcome and let me be the first to say hello:)

Hi Ronin.

Welcome to Dogbomb

:)

Hi Ronin. Celine is a nasty bitch.

Thanks to you al for the welcome!! It's a dog's life for me now
having joined in the Dogbomb crowd!! Any how, I heard Celine had an idea once, but it died of lonliness. At one time, she and Mariah Carey used to work together as skin divers for Roto Rooter.
While on the subject Helline and Mariah Scarey, I betcha what Mariah's lesbian lover, Celine might say when those gals make love: "Give it to me, baby....give it to
me SO GOOOOOOD!! Oh, lovergirl.........!!"

Here's a parody on the ultimate French Canadian dartboard:

Joy to the world, Celine is dead
We bar-b-q'ed her head.
What happened to her body?
We flushed it down the potty
and around and aournd it goes
and around and around it goes
and around, around, around around it goes.

And here's another:

Celine got on my nerves
She was running me amok
She ridiculed me calling me a bum

I wupped Celine's a**
I wupped Celine's a**
I wupped Celine's a**
I wupped Celine's a**
I wupped Celine's a**
I wupped Celine's a**

Celine thought she was bad
She was a f***ing a****** in
the first place
She got knocked to the floor

I wupped Celine's a**
I wupped Celine's a**
I wupped Celine's a**
I wupped Celine's a**
I wupped Celine's a**

Celine beat the hell out of
me and knocked me to the floor
I got back up and knocked her to the floor
She was being such a jokeoff

I wupped Celine's a**
I wupped Celine's a**
I wupped Celine's a**
I wupped Celine's a**
I wupped Celine's a**
I wupped Celine's a**
I wupped Celine's a**
I wupped Celine's a**
I wupped Celine's a**
I wupped Celine's a**
I wupped Celine's a**

To the fires of Hell with you, you French Canadian HAM!!!!

--Ronin

"Ha, ha, ha, ha!! Wait for me!!"

Let it all out, you'll feel much better for tit.

Greetings Ronin, i see you're settling in just nicely :D

ey up lads - we've got another one... bring the straightjacket

Hmm i like celine :-p and further more this board is for saying hi not slating anybody off :)

Ronin, I hope your contributions to this site - like jemm's heart - will go on.

Dogbomb rules!! Celine SUCKS!! A-A-A-A-MEN!!!!

--Ronin

You've come unarmed to a battle of wits.

Ronin spouted:

You've come unarmed to a battle of wits.

You, on the other hand, have arrived completely unprepared?

Nope
--Ronin

Ronin spouted:
Dogbomb rules!! Celine SUCKS!! A-A-A-A-MEN!!!!

--Ronin

You've come unarmed to a battle of wits.


On this board there are more people than celine that suck, in fact there is a whole thread on dt in the sex board hehe :)