I admit it! Yes I do nag my boyfriend about how much time he spends with his computer. (Practically 20hrs a day!! It's just not normal)

So here's the Computer Geek Quiz.
Are you one too?

If you do it and want to reply let us know if put if you answered mostly A's, B's, C's or D's.

That way we know whether or not to give you a wide berth.

1. It's a stag party for one of your friends. You and the rest of your friends all put money in for:
a. A set of driving mirrors
b. A stripper
c. A stripper with a set of driving mirrors
d. A VGA screen so he can check out alt.sex.pictures.of.girlies

2. You want to improve your social life. You
a. Ask people to go out with you.
b. Join a club to meet new people
c. Drink yourself unconcious and forget about it.
d. What's a social life?

3. You ideal partner would have:
a. Looks
b. Intelligence
c. Money
d. A 1.2 Gig Hard Drive, Twin floppies + SVGA screen, and 5 Meg Memory

4. You have the most horrific nightmare of your life. It involves:
a. You driving off a cliff
b. You showing up somewhere with no clothes on
c. A hungry alsation, your private parts and some tomato sauce.
d. A tax on pocket protectors and thick glasses

5. You're on blind date. The question you would ask is:
a. "Name the weirdest place you ever kissed someone"
b. "Name the weirdest place you ever made love"
c. "Name the weirdest place you ever played soggy biscuit"
d. "Name the weirdest place you ever booted MSDOS 4"

6. Your role model is:
a. Rudolf Steiner
b. Mother Theresa
c. Charlie Manson
d. R2D2

7. Your favourite fashion accessory is:
a. Winklepickers
b. Collar Studs
c. An axe
d. What's fashion?

8. If you had your life to live again, would you:
a. Make no changes
b. Make a few changes
c. Make a lot of changes
d. Upgrade to SVGA

9. Your favourite pickup line is:
a. "I've just won the lottery"
b. "Has anyone seen the keys to my Porsche?"
c. "$hit, I'm pissed"
d. "I'm superuser at work.."

10. During sexual climax, you think of:
a. Your partner
b. Your partner's body
c. Yourself
d. The 487 co-processor at 52 Meg

'B' to all of them, except number 9 which is 'A'. Which means what?

That you are 100% normal and have permission to go on dates....

er - how old is this???

A VGA screen so he can check out alt.sex.pictures.of.girlies

is anyone still using VGA ???

drnoble spouted:
is anyone still using VGA ???

And you have failed the test by noticing that!!

:haha:

Ha, ha.

All I can say to question 3 is...

As if I'd be seen dead with anything with twin floppies, and only 5 megs of memory?

Erm, does this make me a geek? :\

BAABBBBCCA - those are my answers :)

1: e. A VGA screen with a set of driving mirrors

2: e. Get on the internet and meet interesting people (so THIS is where all the big-titted blondes are)

3: e. a-c with wit

4: e. Everyone I ever cared about dying slowly

5: e. Who are you?

6: e. Nelson Mandela or Winston Churchill

7: e. The fact that I earn about double average weekly earnings (c'mon this is the 21st century in the soulless infidel West, baby)

8: e. Go - "oh fuck, not this again!"

9: e. "Hello, I'm glad you're here"

10: e. What I'm going to tell my mates about this bird I've just shagged

Score that! :))

C
C
C
B
B
D
C
C
C
C

drnoble spouted:
er - how old is this???



is anyone still using VGA ???

Well, shows how much I know, I don't even know what a VGA is....

it could be either a monitor, or the graphics card. either way both were well past their retirement age when i graduated in 1996!

my fav opening question on a date:

wow. those computer processors ay? in another 7 years they'll be atomic. what do you think about that then?

does this make me normal? or a geek?

1. It's a stag party for one of your friends. You and the rest of your friends all put money in for:

b. A stripper

2. You want to improve your social life. You
a. Ask people to go out with you.


3. You ideal partner would have:
a. Looks

4. You have the most horrific nightmare of your life. It involves:
a. You driving off a cliff


5. You're on blind date. The question you would ask is:
b. "Name the weirdest place you ever made love"


6. Your role model is:
b. Mother Theresa

--wtf?

7. Your favourite fashion accessory is:
c. An axe

--wtf?

8. If you had your life to live again, would you:
c. Make a lot of changes

9. Your favourite pickup line is:
b. "Has anyone seen the keys to my Porsche?"

10. During sexual climax, you think of:
b. Your partner's body

Monacella, do I really need to answer this quiz, or will you pronounce me already ;-) Is it considered g33ky if I posted about computer parts on my website too ? (not the http:// linked one below)

The very fact that you used 3's in place of e's consigns you to geek hell for ever mate :-)